"Eavesdropping are we now? And homophobic? Ah, I think this is reason number 2975 why I won't go out with you Potter!" Lily spat.

"what? No! Homophobic? Me? I- wait you have 2975 reason to not go out with me?" asked a very flustered James Potter. Lily nodded her head. "Well, you can change it 2974 because I am not homophobic. I mean my best friend is gay so it would be a bit awkward, don't you think?"

"Well, congrats Potter! There are only 2974 reasons I won't go out with you!"

"I don't believe there are that many!"

"Oh, but there are! I have a word document in my dorm. Come on boys we're going to my dorm so I can prove just how irritating Mr Potter here is!"

The four went back to the dorm building and while they stood outside Lily's door, she said "Hang on let me go get rid of my roommate!" The three boys stood sheepishly outside the door as Lily yelled,

"Marlene! For fucks sake go shag Dorcas in her room!"

"But Alice is in there!" a second voice whined. This was Marlene.

"Tell her to go talk to Frank in his room then"

"But Franks roommate Arthur is in there"

"Get molly to take him to her room"

"But Mary will be in Molly's room!"

"Then get Mary to go hit on that kid Peter. He obviously likes her"

"Fine!" Marlene whined and she and Dorcas walked out of their room to go carry out Lily's master plan. The boys walked into Lily's room where she had her laptop open on the desk.

"There!" she said triumphantly. Remus read the title '2974 reasons why I, Lily Evans, will not date James F. Potter'.

Remus could not help but laugh at this and he saw Sirius was almost crying because he had laughed so hard. God its beautiful when that boy smiles, Remus thought. Then he had another though. "Lily I can't go back to my room now!" he complained. "Why not" Lily asked. "Because of your master plan. You told Mary to go hit on Peter and I do not want to watch that happen!"

"You could come with me to mine and James' room." Sirius offered.

"Yeah Remus." Lily smirked. "Why don't you do that?". Remus realised he was blushing and glared at Lily. She winked at him.

*Time Skip to after Remus and Sirius had been gone for a while*

"My darling Lily Flower," James smirked, "is there anyway you would ever love me ?" He emphasized this by fainting dramatically onto her bed.

"Well, there is one..."

"Wait really?" James sat up so quickly he was lucky not to snap his neck.

"If you can get your mate Sirius to go on a date with Remus then I will go on a date with you. Only one date with you! Then I shall decide if I want to do it again!"

"Oh it wont be a very hard decision, my love!" James winked and ran off to get Sirius' help.