Custard's Last Stand
Custard: We can't give up, friends! You haven't fought this hard for so long just to surrender! Think of the cats you have back at the camp! What d'you think will happen to them if you give up?! WE MUST FIGHT!
(most) Cats of PickleClan: *fired with passion* WE WILL!!!!!!!
Margerystar: *lowers voice* Yes, but we need a plan. How will we break through these Insane People?
Custard: *thinks* Hmm... Okay, I got it! It's time for Plan Zebra-Alpha-Charlie-Fettucine-Water-Buffalo!
Butter: Wow, sounds like a great plan.
Custard: Any of you got somethin' we can throw over their heads and distract 'em?
Jewelheart: Let's try this! *pulls out elaborate bird-shaped kite*
Custard: Perfect, though I ain't sure how ya got that in here. Throw that hard as y'can.
Sunfrost: What about Zolon?
Custard: Oh, he's over there gloating over his 'victory'.
Zolon: *GLOAT GLOAT GLOAT GLOAT*
Custard: Do it, quick!
Jewelheart: Okay! *flings kite over the Insane People*
Insane Person #27: *gasp* PRETTY BIRDIE! *runs after kite*
43 Insane People: ME TOO! *runs after Insane Person #27 and kite*
Margerystar: It's open! CHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zolon: *stops gloating* WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? INSANE PEOPLE, ATTACK AND RECLAIM MY VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!
(most) Cats of PickleClan and the Insane People: *crash together epically*
Firelight: *grabs torch off of wall and charges into knot of Insane People swinging wildly and singing* IF ANYONE REMEMBERS MY NAME, IF I'M EVER KNOW FOR ANYTHING, LET IT BE I RAN INTO THE NIGHT, RUNNING WITH A FIRELIGHT, FIRELIGHT! 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA STROLL THE STREETS OF GOLD, WHILE THERE'S STILL A SOUL TO LOVE! LET ME RUN INTO THE NIGHT, RUNNING WITH A FIRELIGHT, FIRELIGHT! RUNNING WITH FIRELIGHT, FIRELIGHT! BURNING WITH A FIRELIGHT, FIRELIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knot of Insane People: *fall back in fear*
Cookiedough: Huh. I guess that method does something for him.
Margerystar: *charges Zolon* GIVE ME THE PROTECTION STONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Custard: *charges Zolon at the same time as Margerystar* GIVE ME MY BACKGAMMON BOARD!!!!!!!!!
Zolon: Backgammon board?! What backgammon board?!
Custard: THE ONE YOU STOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attacks Zolon*
Zolon: *is so confused about the backgammon board that he doesn't even fight back*
Butter, Cream, Egg, and Bob: FOR BACKGAMMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attack Zolon*
Margerystar: O.o
Custard, Butter, Cream, Egg, and Bob: *throw Zolon out of the castle*
Margerystar: O.O
Jewelheart: Look! The Protection Stone!
Margerystar: Ah-ha! Come here, you! *dives for Protection Stone and holds it up in a heroic pose*
Insane People: *are blasted into infinity*
(most) Cats of PickleClan: WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Margerystar: *cradling Protection Stone* Let's get this back to camp and tell the others! :DDDD
PickleClan has finally one by the powers of backgammon! xD Yeah, this is a pretty short chapter, but I really wanted to finish this. Sorry.
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