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The Insane People!

(most) Cats of PickleClan: YAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *charge into the Insane People's camp*

Margerystar: Wow, we actually found it? Huh. I thought it would take longer than that.

Insane Person #75: *dances over to PickleClan cats* HI!!!! Would you like some watermelon pie? I baked it myself. Well, actually I didn't, I stole it from Insane Person #43, but no one knows and they all think I'm a great baker now! *falls to ground laughing hysterically*

Margerystar: O.o

Sunfrost: Wow. They really are insane.

Insane People #67, #32, and #15: *start doing conga line*

Ninnyclaw: OOH! *joins conga line*

Jewelheart: ME TOO! *runs after Ninnyclaw*

Sunfrost: /)_- Margerystar, we better leave. This insanity seems to be contagious.

****: WAIT! STOP! HALT! CEASE! DESIST!

Margerystar: Need any more synonyms? >.>

****: I AM EPITOMEOFINSANITY, THE LEADER OF THE INSANE PEOPLE! FEAR ME!

Peanutternothing: *covering ears with paws* Could ya stop yelling in the megaphone? I'm about to go deaf!!

Epitomeofinsanity: UGH FINE. *puts megaphone down* Why are you here, Margerystar, leader of PickleClan?!

Margerystar: We're here for the Protection Stone!

Epitomeofinsanity: The--the Protection Stone?! *falls to ground laughing hysterically*

Sunfrost: I guess they all do that eventually. -.-

Margerystar: Hey, what's so funny???

Epitomeofinsanity: HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA HOO HOO HOO HO HO HO!!!!!!

Margerystar: -_-

Epitomeofinsanity: *finally stops laughing* You SERIOUSLY expect me to give you back the Protection Stone after I stole it from you? HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Margerystar: FINE! If that's the way you want it, then we'll fight you for it!

Epitomeofinsanity: Fine, but can you wait till tomorrow? I've got a spa appointment today and can't fight.

Sunfrost: /)_-

Margerystar: UGHHH! FINE! WE'RE COMING BACK TOMORROW AND YOU BETTER GIVE THAT STONE TO US SOON!!!

Insane Person #75: Wait! Don't you want watermelon pie?!

Margerystar: Let's get out of here. Pear, go see if you can tear Thing and Ninnyclaw away from that conga line. We're leaving. *leaves for le camp with all cats of PickleClan except Jewelheart, Ninnyclaw, and Pear*

Pear: HEY! You're just gonna leave me here?! Ugh...

*back at le camp*

Hellokitty: *gasp* OH MY GOSH! You, like, survived?! Wait a second, like, where are Jewelheart, Ninnyclaw, and Pear?

Margerystar: They got, er, held back, but I'm sure they'll be here soon. *jumps on Meeting Stump* The point is, we're fighting the Insane People tomorrow, and no more of that crazy charging stuff. Radishpaw, Us, Nocommentpaw, It, and...Hellokitty I guess, will stay to guard camp and the kits. The rest of us will go to fight. Us, you're in charge. Any questions?

Nocommentpaw: No comment.

Margerystar: -_-

Hellokitty: Hey, like, wait, what are you going to fight with? Not your claws! :o

Sunfrost: *facepaw* We're cats, what else would we fight with?!

Cookiepaw: Actually, I've got this missile launcher that I've saved for just this occasion!

Margerystar: Where in the world did you get a missile launcher?!

Cookiepaw: Oh, it came out of a cereal box, but they didn't give me the missiles. x-( Anyway, Overpaw found some Jell-O yesterday we could put in it, and we can fire it at the Insane People!

Peach: *gasp* No! You can't waste Jell-O on the Insane People!!!!

Cookiepaw: Oh, it was just that yucky green stuff.

Peach: THAT'S MY FAVORITE KIND!

Margerystar: Ahem, we'll find something else to load it with once Thing and the others get back, and then--

Jewelheart, Ninnyclaw, and Pear: *come into le camp doing conga line* WE'RE BACK!

Sunfrost: Oh no, now Pear is insane too. That conga line is deadly.

Margerystar: Thing, quit dancing and get over here! Sunfrost, Ninnyclaw, Tweepytail, you come too. We need to discuss battle tactics.

Jewelheart: Aw, fine. Hey, wait a second... *winks at Ninnyclaw then conga lines with him over to Margerystar's den*

Margerystar: Now, if you will all cease your stupidity for a second, we need to talk about how we'll attack the Insane People. Cookiepaw has a missile launcher--

Jewelheart: She has one too?! Cool! So do I!!

Sunfrost: /)_- Good gracious...

Margerystar: Er, that's great, but we need to load them with something, and Peach won't let us use Jell-O. Any ideas of what to use?

Jewelheart: Ooh, ooh! *raises paw*

Margerystar: *sigh* Yes, Thing?

Jewelheart: We could ask those people who live in that cave in the forest! They might have something!

Margerystar: Who, the Strens down the Freet?

Jewelheart: Yeah, them!

Margerystar: Well... Okay, fine, we'll go to them.

Sunfrost: Right now?

Margerystar: Yeah, we kinda have to, since I told what's-his-wacko that we'd fight tomorrow. Let's go.

And now we shall find out who the Strens down the Freet are! As another note, there are multiple inside jokes of mine and my sister's in here, PickleClan itself is an inside joke. Oh, and another thing, the cats never saw Epitomeofinsanity, he was hidden the whole time, but they definitely heard his voice.

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