*in le sky above le Mountain of Chocolate Cake*

Us: Enemy sighted!

Margerystar: What are they doing?

Us: Milling around and doing insane things.

Sunfrost: Well that's to be expected...

Us: Wait! They've just gone inside a cave inside the mountain and posted a guard. I need to find a place to land...

*le plane lands in le plain*

Margerystar: Do you think we'll need climbing gear to climb that mountain?

Jewelheart: Let's eat our way up! >:D

Margerystar: What, and have horrible bellyaches and be unable to fight? Nuh-uh. We'll just climb.

Overflow: Hey look, there's a path right up the mountain!

Margerystar: Really? Oh. Well, that's convenient.

(most) Cats of PickleClan: *walk up le path*

Insane Guard: Vem där?!

Sunfrost: Oh, great, a Swedish guard.

Pear: No worries! I'll handle this! *turns to Insane Guard* Vi är KnipaKlan!

Insane Guard: Du är saltgurka?! O.O

Pear: Vi är vänliga saltgurka. :)

Insane Guard: Det kan vara, men jag kan inte släppa in dig.

Pear: Snälla? *kitten eyes*

Insane Guard: Nej!

Pear: Vi ger dig vattenmeloner om du låter oss!

Insane Guard: *gasp* Kom in, kom in!!! :D

Pear: Tack! *turns back to cats* We're in!

Margerystar: You know Swedish too?!

Pear: Yes. I also know Spanish, Italian, German, French, Latin, Portuguese, and Japanese.

It: Really?

Pear: Sí. Sí. Ja. Oui. Sic. Sim. Hai.

It: What?

Pear: Nevermind. >.>

Margerystar: AHEM, let's go in.

(most) Cats of PickleClan: *enter le cave*

Pear: *looks at Insane Guard* Kan du berätta för mig var de andra är?

Insane Guard: Nej. *runs away*

Tweepytail: Well that was helpful...

Margerystar: Whatever. We're cats, right? We can scent them out.

(most) Cats of PickleClan: *travel down tunnel and enter le cavern*

Margerystar: HA HA HA! WE HAVE FOUND YOU!

Epitomeofinsanity: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!? I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE THE PROTECTION STONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peanutternothing: Uh-huh. I'm gonna go deaf.

Jewelheart: YEAH WELL LAST TIME I CHECKED WE DIDN'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU, EPITOMEOFINSANITY!!!

Epitomeofinsanity: BAH! I am not Epitomeofinsanity!

*booth he is in shatters to reveal a massive something that is clearly half killer whale*

Epitomeofinsanity: I AM ZOLON! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(most) Cats of PickleClan: *SUPER GASP*

Margerystar: Not the son of the infamous Leopard Seal Mother of Zolon!!!!

Zolon: ONE AND THE SAME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jewelheart: Okay, great. So, now that you've revealed your identity, GIVE US THE PROTECTION STONE!

Zolon: What?! Why are you not gasping in shock like the rest of your pitiful Clan?!

Sunfrost: Because she is mentally retarded. Only the stupid things shock her.

Zolon: ARG!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT GIVE YOU THE PROTECTION STONE JUST FOR NOT BEING AWESTRUCK AT MY AWESOMENESS!!!!! INSANE PEOPLE, ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Insane People: *mill around aimlessly*

Zolon: -.-

Margerystar: PickleClan, ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(most) Cats of PickleClan: FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Margerystar: Wait a second, where's Babypaw, Happypaw, and Sourpaw?!

Cookiedough: I think they're still at the bottom of the mountain.

Sourpaw: Hey, I'm here! x-(

Margerystar: Okay, okay, cool it. I'll have to have a word with their mentors... But for now, we fight! YAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so the battle begins between PickleClan and the Insane People. Let's see how some of our brave warriors are doing...

Insane Person #46: YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THE PROTECTION STONE!!!!!

Jewelheart: OH YEAH!??!!?! *throws brick at head*

Insane Person #46: *thinks* How did she find a brick in a mountain of chocolate cake? *passes out*

Jewelheart: Uh huh. *flips on sunglasses*

Ninnyclaw: *is flinging rock-hard crumpets at the Insane People while Tweepytail films him* And a huge thank you to Stren #2 for their crumpets! :D

Sunfrost: How did he EAT those things?!

Firelight: *fighting lots of Insane People and singing* TELL ME AGAIN WAS IT LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, WHEN I WALKED BY AND YOU CAUGHT MY EYE! DIDN'T YOU KNOW LOVE COULD SHINE THIS BRIGHT? WELL SMILE BECAUSE YOU'RE A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS!!!

Cookiedough: WHAT?!

Firelight: Er, it helps me relieve stress...

Cookiedough: Riiiiiight.

Margerystar: *duking it out awesomely with Zolon* GIVE ME THE PROTECTION STONE!

Zolon: NO!

Margerystar: My warriors will destroy your pitiful Insane People if you do not surrender!

Zolon: Oh, will they? >:) *grabs Margerystar* MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I HAVE YOUR LEADER, DUMMYCLAN! YOU WILL NEVER GET THE PROTECTION STONE NOW! *somehow manages to fly away even though he is half killer whale and half leopard seal*

Jewelheart: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! MARGERYSTAR!

Margerystar: PICKLECLAN! AVENGE MEEEEEEEEE! *voice fades away in a really cool way as she is carried off by Zolon*

*gasp* What will happen to Margerystar, and the rest of PickleClan? Will they ever get the Protection Stone? Find out, in the next installment of The Tale of PickleClan.
Oh, and the song Firelight was singing was Deer in the Headlights, by Owl City. :)