*back at le camp*

(most) Cats of PickleClan: *enter camp*

Hellokitty: *gasp* OH MY GOSH! Are you, like, INVINCIBLE or something?!

Jewelheart: Nope, just awesome. *puts on sunshades like Apple's*

Sunfrost: Margerystar, I think it's time Overpaw, Emptypaw, Cookiepaw, Firepaw, and Nocommentpaw became warriors.

Margerystar: Huh? Oh, right. Hey, Thing!

Jewelheart: What.

Margerystar: Give the apprentices their warrior names, or whatever. I'm going to take a nap. *goes to den*

Jewelheart: -.- Fine, um... Nocommentpaw, your name is now Nocommentatall. Do you like your new name?

Nocommentatall: No comment.

Jewelheart: Ugh, whatever. Now, for the other names...

You: *pounces on Jewelheart* REFERENCE MATT MAHER. DO IT NOW!

Jewelheart: *shoves You off* Okay, okay! Um, Overpaw, you are now Overflow. Emptypaw, your name is now Emptyandbeautiful.

Cookiepaw: He's beautiful?

Jewelheart: Shut up before I name you Cookiesheet.

Cookiepaw: O.o

Jewelheart: Actually, I'll name you Cookiedough. And Firepaw, you're now Firelight. OH YEAH, I JUST REFERENCED MATT MAHER THREE TIMES AM I AWESOME OR WHAT?!?!?!

Sunfrost: What.

Jewelheart: *tackles Sunfrost* THAT'S MY LINE!

Cookiedough, Firelight, and Overflow: WOO WE'RE WARRIORS NOW!

Apple: *pulls Jewelheart and Sunfrost apart* AHEM, I believe it's time my kits were made apprentices too.

Jewelheart: Oh, yeah. Babykit, you are now Babypaw. Your mentor is It. Train them well, blah blah blah. Sourkit, you are now Sourpaw, and your mentor is Tweepytail. Poutingkit, you are now Happypaw. Your mentor is--

Happypaw: Wait! Why am I Happypaw and not Poutingpaw?

Jewelheart: 'Cause I like Happypaw better. DEAL WITH IT AND BE HAPPY. Your mentor is Peanutternothing. Okay, that better be all the ceremonies for today, 'cause I'm tired and I wanna take a catnap!

Sunfrost: It is.

Jewelheart: Good. Good night. *falls asleep*

Radishpaw: Do I get my full name?

Gold: Yes, but we must first go to the Pink Birdhouse and watch the Greasly Chips dance under the crescent moon. When they turn into cans of Fizzy Cola, you shall receive your full name.

Radishpaw: Look, if you don't want to give me my name, all you have to do is say so--

Gold: No, I'm serious! We can go there tonight.

Radishpaw: What even is a 'Fizzy Cola'?

Gold: Shake it up, open the top and all the secrets of the world will be revealed to you. >:)

Radishpaw: Okay! I'll do that when we get there, but I want to get some sleep so I'll be rested for tonight. *runs off to den*

*At le Pink Birdhouse*

Gold: Okay, be very quiet. We have to wait for the Greasly Chips to come out and dance.

Radishpaw: What even is a 'Greasly Chip'?

Gold: You don't want to know. Just don't eat one.

Radishpaw: ...Okay...

*Greasly Chips appear and dance under the crescent moon*

Radishpaw: 0.0

Greasly Chips: *turn into cans of Fizzy Cola*

Gold: Now go get one, shake it up, open it, and your name and all the secrets of the world will be revealed to you. >:)

Radishpaw: *shakes can of Fizzy Cola* *opens it* Ack! *is sprayed in the face by soda*

Gold: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh, that never gets old.

Radishpaw: o.o I think my name is...Radishfizz.

Gold: Of course it is. I would've been Goldfizz, but it didn't sound right, so I went to just Gold.

Radishfizz: ...

Gold: Whatever. Let's go back to camp.

*back at le camp*

(most) Cats of PickleClan: *are hovering around Jewelheart's iPad thingy to see about the tracking device on the plane*

Gold: HEY WHATCHA DOING???

Margerystar: SHH!

Gold: Sorry. Where are the Insane People?

Jewelheart: They have flown to the Mountain of Chocolate Cake. O.O

Margerystar: Really, Thing. Be mature. Where are they?

Jewelheart: The Mountain of Chocolate Cake. O.O

Margerystar: There's no such thing, Thing!

Jewelheart: YES THERE IS LOOK AT THE SCREEN! *shoves in Margerystar's face*

Pear: *gasp* To góra ciasto czekoladowe!

Jewelheart: YOU KNOW POLISH?!?!?!?!? *dumbfounded face that I don't know how to put down*

Pear: POLSKA GRUSZKA.

Jewelheart: O.o

Margerystar: *stares at screen* I can't believe it. There's a Mountain of Chocolate Cake.

Peach: *huffs* It should be the Mountain of Jell-O.

Margerystar: Whatever, we need to fly there and attack again! We just need a plane...

*Plane suddenly appears out of nowhere*

Sunfrost: What the--

Margerystar: *cuts off* I don't question anything anymore. Let's just get on this thing. Anyone know how to fly? *is not expecting an answer*

Us: *waves paws* I do!

Margerystar: ...Okay, I'm not gonna question how you waved your paws or how you can fly, just get us to the Mountain of Chocolate Cake.

Us: Okay! *hops into cockpit*

(most) Cats of PickleClan: *pile into plane*

Whew! Don't know why it took me so long to finish this. *~* Anyway, be prepared for the Battle of the Mountain of Chocolate Cake!