(most) Cats of PickleClan: *pile into teleportation devices*

Butter: Now I just press that button, and if the coordinates are correct, we should appear right smack dab in the middle of their camp!

(most) Cats of PickleClan: Great!

Butter: *presses red button*

*in le CucumberClan camp*

Margaretstar: So, Overflow, tell me. Let's say, hypothetically speaking, somebody attacked PickleClan. How would they react?

Overflow: Well, some of them would run around and scream. Others would grab the missile launchers and ray guns and start fighting, and some of them would probably just be crazy and random and defeat the enemy in that manner.

Margaretstar: ...I see. I've heard of something called the Insane People and Zolon. Who were these people?

Overflow: Oh, well, they stole the Protection Stone, the thing that keeps us safe from Insane People. We fought them for a while, and eventually we got it back.

Margaretstar: How did you fight them?

Overflow: Well we-- WOAH! Margerystar? How did you get here?

(most) Cats of PickleClan: *pour out of teleportation device* FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Margerystar: DIE, NAME-THIEF! *attacks Margaretstar*

Margaretstar: AAH! CUCUMBERCLAN, ATTACK!

(most) Cats of CucumberClan: LIBERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pear: I TOLD YOU THEY WERE RIP-OFFS! *fires ray-gun rapidly*

Plum: Iyay illway efeatday youyay! *attacks Pear*

Pear: *gasp* Pig Latin! Quod semper volui diligenter discere linguam! YAH! *fights Plum more fiercely*

Sunfrost: *gasp* IT'S YOU! *attacks Skylily*

Skylily: I AM THE TRUE OC! *attacks Sunfrost*

*every cat attacks their rip-off/counterpart*

Radishfizz: You know, medicine cats aren't supposed to fight. We're supposed to be friends and all that.

Turnipfizz: Yeah, I know. Wanna go get a Fizzy Cola?!

Radishfizz: :D SURE!

*two medicine cats leave battlefield*

Pudding: *really bad fake Southern accent* I'M GONNA KILL YA!

Custard: *in actually legit Texan accent* THAT AIN'T HOW WE TALK!

Pudding: Really? But ah heard from Susie Lou that--

Custard: GAHH SHUT UP! THE POWER OF TEXAS DEFIES YOU! *throws Pudding out of camp*

Jewelheart: I AM MORE AWESOME THAN YOU!

Diamondeye: OBJECT IS A BETTER NICKNAME THAN THING!

Jewelheart: IT IS NOT! I WAS CREATED FIRST AND I AM BETTER AND I AM THE MANIFESTATION OF THE WRITER'S TRUE CRAZINESS SO I AM THE BEST! *plows into Diamondeye*

Bacon: *stares at Egg*

Egg: *stares at Bacon*

Bacon: ...

Egg: ...

Bacon: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE.

Egg: ...If you give us Overflow we can be friends. :)

Bacon: NO!

Egg: WELL THEN FORGET IT! *attacks Bacon*

Margerystar: I WILL KILL YOU! *repeatedly pokes Margaretstar in the face*

Margaretstar: *kicks off Margerystar* CUCUMBERCLAN, SURROUND THEM!

CucumberClan: *surrounds PickleClan cats*

Sunfrost: Not again.

Custard: Anybody have a kite?

THE BATTLE WAS EPIC. REALLY. Yeah, well, anyway, you don't have to understand what Pudding said about Susie Lou. These books have always had inside jokes and they always will. xD