*in le camp*

Margerystar: I still can't figure out where this thing came from. I was trying to sleep and then BOOM! Someone started yelling about codes and sighting something and pineapples.

Sunfrost: Eh, probably just some stupid thing Jewelheart left.

Margerystar: Yeah, probably.

Jewelheart: *lands in between Margerystar and Sunfrost* Are you talking about me?! :D

Margerystar: Um... No. Did you find Overflow? What happened to the rest of your patrol?

Jewelheart: You will never believe this. THERE IS ANOTHER CLAN!

Sunfrost: Really? I thought we were the only Clan around here!

Jewelheart: Nope! And get this--they're called CUCUMBERCLAN!

Margerystar: O.o

Jewelheart's Patrol: *runs into le camp*

Sunfrost: Glad to see you all made it back safely. Where's Overflow?

Pear: Well, we found this Clan who's just a big rip-off of us. They stole Overflow and they won't give her back to us!

Margerystar: You mean they catnapped her?!

Egg: Well, their leader, "Margaretstar," claims she joined of her own free will. I think they BRAIN-WASHED her!!

(most) Cats of PickleClan: *gasp* Oh no!

Margerystar: :O *jumps on Meeting Stump* Listen up, everybody! Overflow has been catnapped and brainwashed by a Clan of rip-offs and name-thieves! WE MUST SAVE HER!

Hellokitty: Wait, like, what? How did this happen?

Margerystar: They catnapped and brainwashed her while everyone else was either gone or crazy, and their leader's name is way too close to mine so WE MUST FIGHT!

(most) Cats of PickleClan: YEAH!

Margaretstar: *strolls into le camp with patrol* Hello, PickleClan. I am Margaretstar.

Jewelheart: *gasp* They're here!

Margerystar: YOU NAME-WARRIOR THIEF! HOW DARE YOU COME HERE!

Margaretstar: *innocent expression* We just came to pay you a visit. Oh yeah, and to take your land.

(most) Cats of PickleClan: *gasp* WHAT?!

Sunfrost: You can't take our land! We'll die before you take the land we've worked so hard to protect!

Margerystar: Yeah! I got captured by a killer whale-leopard seal thing trying to keep my Clan safe, and you think you can just waltz in and TAKE IT?!

Margaretstar: Yes, actually. Overflow told us ALL about you, and I'd say we're evenly matched, if not stronger.

Jewelheart: LET ME TELL YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT--

Margerystar: Calm down, Thing. We'll settle this in civilized, diplomatic manner. *turns back to Margaretstar* YOU THINK YOU CAN FIGHT MY CLAN?! WE FOUGHT OFF A HORDE OF INSANE PEOPLE WITH POPCORN! YOU CAN'T TAKE US!

Margaretstar: *sigh* Fine, fine, if that's the way you want it. We've given you our warning, and now we have to do it the hard way. Farewell, PickleClan. We'll see you in battle.

Jewelheart: WE'LL BRING THE POPCORN!