A Strange Discovery
Diamondeye: Here is our medicine den, where our medicine cat, Turnipfizz works.
Mosspaw: ...Turnipfizz?
Diamondeye: Yes. Here is the elders' den. We have four elders: Silver, Something, We, and Me.
Egg: You're an elder? I thought you were the deputy.
Diamondeye: No, I'm not an elder, Me is.
Egg: You don't have to use bad grammar. :P
Diamondeye: I'm not! There is a cat in the elders den who is named ME. Okay?
Pear: Ohhhh, like You!
Diamondeye: Huh?
Writer: I better stop this before it gets too confusing... Scene, continue!
Diamondeye: And here's the warriors' den. Some of our warriors are on patrol, but there's still a few here.
*****: Hey, Diamondeye. Who are these weird looking cats?
Pear: I TOLD YOU, I AM NOT WEIRD!
Diamondeye: Hi, Twerpfoot! These are Overflow's old Clanmates.
Mosspaw: OLD Clanmates???
Twerpfoot: Oh, okay. Nice to meet you. PickleClan is where you're from, right?
Egg: *defensively* Yeah...
Twerpfoot: It's okay, I was just clarifying.
Diamondeye: Right, well, we'll move along now. There are more things to see!
*an hour later*
Pear: You know, I don't know why these cats keep calling us weird. I think THEY'RE the weird ones. And they're strangely familiar, too...
Tweepytail: *face deeply creased in thought* Margaretstar... Diamondeye... Silver... Turnipfizz... Hmm...
Egg: What's wrong with her?
Mosspaw: Oh, she does that sometimes when she's thinking about stuff. Give her some time, she'll snap out of it.
Tweepytail: I GOT IT!
Cats of PickleClan that are there at that moment: *jump* WHAT?!
Tweepytail: I figured it out! These cats are all RIP-OFFS of us!
Egg: Huh? What do you mean?
Tweepytail: Think about it. Margerystar; Margaretstar. All the other names, they're just ripping us off!
Pear: I did think Goodbyekitty was weird... Maybe we should just get Overflow and get out of here.
Mosspaw: But Jewelheart still hasn't come back from that hole!
Jewelheart: *pops up out of the ground* HI! How's it going?
Pear: Perfect timing. We need to go. Excuse me, Margaretstar?
Margaretstar: Yes? What is it?
Pear: We've greatly enjoyed our stay, but we really need to go. Overflow, come on!
Margaretstar: Wait a minute, you're not taking Overflow with you!
Pear: ...Why wouldn't we?
Margaretstar: Because she lives here. She's a member of CucumberClan now.
Egg: No, she's not! You can't just steal our warrior!
Margaretstar: I didn't STEAL her, she became a member of her own free will. Once she stopped going on about someone named Sparta, she said that her Clan had gone insane so I offered her a place to stay. She accepted, so you can't take her.
Jewelheart: YEAH WELL WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT! *flies away in jet pack*
Tweepytail: -.- Another jet pack?
Pear: Let's go, PickleClan. We'll be back!
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