Battle Plans
Margerystar: All right everyone, clearly we have a war on our paws. If we want to take back Overflow and keep our territory, WE MUST FIGHT!
Sunfrost: You said that already.
Margerystar: -_- I DON'T CARE. You cats from the patrol, I need you to make a map of CucumberClan's camp and the surrounding area. Can you do that?
Egg: Of course I can! Sure as my name is Egg the Master Tracker and Surveyor, I can make a map.
Margerystar: ...Of course. You get to it. Everybody else, discuss battle tactics and then bring your best ideas to me! I am going to go be angry in my den.
Sunfrost: Eh, okay... Split up into groups, everyone. I'll go see what the elders think.
Hellokitty: Why don't we just, like, give them the territory? I found this really great place that we could go afterwards! It's, like, right next to a mall and IT HAS A FOOD COURT!
Hellokitty's Group: ...
Hellokitty: FINE! *leaves to go text her friends*
Well, nobody expected that Hellokitty would be any help... Let's look in on the next group.
Peach: Whatever we do, we ARE NOT USING JELL-O!!!
Cookiedough: You need to get over yourself.
Peach: Huff! *picks up Jell-O and walks away*
Cheesynurse: Where is she going to?
Emptyandbeautiful: To eat Jell-O.
Firelight: LIFE GAVE ME LEMONADE AND I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY! BORN ON A SUNNY DAY BENEATH A TANGERINE SKYYY! I LIVE LIFE WITHOUT PRETENDING! I'M A SUCKER FOR HAPPY ENDINGS! THANKS FOR THE LEMONAAAAADE! THANKS FOR THE LEMONADE!
Firelight's Group: ...
Cookiedough: I'm done.
So it doesn't seem as though that group is going to come up with anything... Let's see how Cream, Bob, and Sourpuss are doing.
Cream: So... Any ideas?
Bob: No.
Sourpuss: Why can't we just charge in and take them by surprise like Margerystar did with the Insane People?
Cream: Because they probably have guards, and from the noise this Clan makes they'd hear us from a mile away. Any other ideas?
Bob: No.
Sourpuss: There's nothing wrong with my idea! If we do just charge in the guards will be useless.
Cream: But they'll see us coming and be ready to fight back!
Sourpuss: So? That didn't matter with the Insane People!
Cream: THEY WERE INSANE! IT DIDN'T NEED TO MATTER!
Cream and Sourpuss: *begin arguing*
Bob: *gets popcorn and watches*
Okay... No luck with them either. Let's see about Nocommentatall, Custard, Butter, Happycat, and Babyheart.
Babyheart: I don't wanna fight! D:
Custard: You probably won't have to. Does anyone have any ideas to share?
Nocommentatall: No comment.
Custard: YOU DON'T COUNT. *throws Nocommentatall out of the group* Anybody else?
Babyheart: Is this shawe time? :D I found my teddy bear yestaday and he was sitting on a stump and I wanted to go have teatime again but I didn't know where de people went.
Butter: ...Right.
Happycat: Why can't we all just have a party together and be happy?! :)
Custard: Margerystar's too upset over the name-stealing to do that. Hmm... Lemme think and I'll come up with something.
Butter: I got an idea! I made a new invention last week that I think will be indispensable to us.
Custard: Really?! What is it?
Butter: Well it works like this...
Custard's Group: *huddles together and begins whispering*
Margerystar: *comes out of her den looking angry* OKAY, I HAVE BEEN FESTERING MY ANGER FOR THE PAST FIFTEEN MINUTES AND I HAVE TO PUNCH SOMEONE. GIVE ME A BATTLE PLAN BEFORE I DO IT TO THING.
Custard: We got somethin'!
Margerystar: GOOD. TELL ME.
Butter: Well, I made some teleportation devices that we can use to pop up right in the middle of their camp! It'll catch them completely off guard and we'll be able to win the battle!
Jewelheart: COOL! *whispers* Thanks for keeping me from getting punched.
Margerystar: ALL RIGHT. Sunfrost, Pear, Custard, Egg, Thing, Radishfizz, Apple, Ninnyclaw, Tweepytail, Peach, Emptyandbeautiful, Firelight, Cookiedough, Nocomentatall, Butter, Cream, Bob, Sourpuss, Mosspaw, and Shadepaw, LET'S GO.
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