The Writer is Uninspired
*in le CucumberClan camp*
Margerystar: I hope Custard can get us out of here.
Sunfrost: I hope Jewelheart didn't drop him and Bob in a pit of lava somewhere.
Jewelheart, You, and Happycat: *appear out of nowhere*
(most) Cats of PickleClan: *gasp* YOU CAME BACK!
Happycat: WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A HAPPY PARTY! *throws confetti everywhere*
Sourpuss: /)_-
Diamondeye: WHAT THE HECK?!
Jewelheart: WE BROUGHT SANDWICHES! *hands out lunchboxes*
Sunfrost: I just lost my appetite.
Jewelheart: I have that effect on people. :)
You: *bumps into Me* HI! Wanna lunchbox?
Me: I'm allergic to peanut butter.
You: Aww! D: Here, have almond butter.
Me: YES! *eats sandwich*
You: I'm You, by the way.
Me: Huh? What do you mean you're me?
You: I'm not Me, I'm You.
Me: Ohhhh, I'm Me!
You: I noticed. :)
Margerystar: Thing, you literally just teleported back to us?! No rescue party or anything?!
Happycat: This is happy party, not a rescue party!
Margerystar: *death-glares Happycat* Where are Custard and Bob?
Jewelheart: I don't know! Custard just told me to come here and have a party. :D
Margerystar: ...We're still surrounded.
(some) Cats of CucumberClan: *start partying with PickleClan cats*
Margaretstar: STOP THAT! CUCUMBERS DO NOT PARTY WITH PICKLES!
Margerystar: PICKLES ARE BETTER THAN CUCUMBERS!
Margaretstar and Margerystar: *start arguing about cucumbers and pickles*
*in le sky about le CucumberClan camp*
Custard: DO YA SEE 'EM?!
Gold: YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL!
Custard: THERE'S TOO MUCH WIND!
It: I SEE THEM! DOWN THERE! HAVING A HAPPY PARTY!
Custard: PERFECT! JUST AS ACCORDING TO PLAN! SURROUND THEM AND FIRE!
Elders and Bob: *fire ray guns rapidly*
Goodbyekitty: Oh my gosh, like, guys, there are, like, weird birds firing ray guns at us!
(most) Cats of CucumberClan: WHAT?! *run around screaming*
Jewelheart: Wow, they really aren't that different from us! :D
Sunfrost: Margerystar, look! It's Custard, Bob, and the elders!
Margerystar: *gasp* It is! YAY!
Margaretstar: NO! CUCUMBERCLAN, GET THE REFLECTIVE SHIELDS!
(most) Cats of CucumberClan: *stop running around and screaming and get shields*
Custard: QUICK, EVASIVE MANEUVERS!
Elders and Bob: *dodge reflected rays*
Us: PEREGRINE FALCON DIVE! YAHOOOOOO!!!!! *dives down into camp*
It: Wow, he hasn't done that since he was an apprentice. I'LL DO IT TOO! :D *follows Us*
Gold: *rolls eyes*
Custard: Oh, c'mon, Gold I know you wanna do it too. ;)
Gold: YOU'RE RIGHT I DO! :DDDD *dives down after It and Us*
Elders: *break through shield*
Margerystar: PICKLECLAN, ATTACK!
(most) Cats of PickleClan: FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(most) Cats of CucumberClan: LIBERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*PickleClan and CucumberClan crash together epica--
Sunfrost: HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT! You can't do that, Writer! You're just recycling the battle with Zolon!
Writer: >:( I can't help it if I still have like three chapters left and no inspiration.
Sunfrost: You're not out of inspiration. You can still write.
Writer: NO! This is just a silly book that can't even go anywhere. I should just stop now.
Sunfrost: No, you can't! Keep going!
Writer: I DON'T WANT TO, MOMMY!
Sunfrost: I'M NOT YOUR MOMMY! YOU CAN DO THIS! I HAVE FAITH IN YOU!
Writer: :D You do?! You don't think I'm a terrible writer?
Sunfrost: No, I don't. I'm sorry I called you that before.
Writer: I'm sorry I duct taped you. :)
Sunfrost: Good. Now keep writing!
Writer: Okay. I'll continue in the next chapter.
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