Song for the Day: Artificial Nocturne by Metric

HEY 

Is it JANUARY 11TH?

NO IT ISN'T, IT'S FREAKING DECEMBER 25TH, BECAUSE GUESS WHAT, IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS. BUST YOUR JINGLE BALLS, WE'RE DOING CHRISTMAS, RIGHT NOW, IN THIS HOUSE. IF YOU WERE ABOUT TO SLEEP, OPEN YOUR PEEPERS. IF YOU'RE CATCHING THIS IN THE MORNING, PUT DOWN THE BLACK COFFEE, BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO BE LIKE PUTTING RAW BEANS UP YOUR NOSE. 

HAVE YOU READ DEJA VU?

YES? GREAT. YOU'RE IN.

IF NOT I HAVE GREAT NEWS WHICH IS THAT YOU'RE ALSO IN. 

I WILL NOT SPOIL WHO THIS LOVELY PEOPLE ARE BUT LET ME SAY 

IF YOU LIKE MAGICAL GIRLS, POLYAMORY, THESE TWO PEOPLE (shown above), EXISTENTIAL CRISES, UTILITARIANISM, COPIOUS NUMBERS OF FANGIRLS, PUELLA MAGI MADOKA MAGICA BUT SOMEHOW WITH EVEN MORE BAD LIFE DECISIONS, TERRIFYING MACHINE CONSTRUCTS, GIRL DRAMA, GUY DRAMA, SIBLING DRAMA, EX DRAMA, REALLY JUST DRAMA, 

IF ANY OF THESE CHARACTER DESIGNS MAKE YOU GO "OH SHIT THAT'S SHINY WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE"

IF YOU WERE EVER THAT ONE KID WHO WAS LIKE "WOW I WISH ME AND MY FRIENDS COULD HAVE SAVED THE WORLD OR SOMETHING AT ONE POINT" AND YOU WISH SOMEONE COULD DISTILL THAT FEELING OUT AND HAND IT BACK TO YOU IN A CONVENIENT TWICE A WEEK FORMAT
OR IF YOU HAVE REALLY BAD ANXIETY BECAUSE THIS IS AN "OH SHIT SAME" KIND OF BOOK BECAUSE OH SHIT, SAME

IF YOU REALLY REALLY LIKE CULTURAL REFERENCES TO THE LATE 2000S BECAUSE YOU GREW UP THERE AND NO ONE PUBLISHED IS YOUNG ENOUGH TO START REFERENCING YOUR TEENAGE EXPERIENCE AND WEIRD CULTURAL FOIBLES GROWING UP 

OR IF YOU WERE ALREADY ON BOARD BECAUSE YOU READ THE FIRST DRAFT

I AM POSTING. THE FIRST FOUR CHAPTERS. OF DEJA VU TONIGHT. DRAFT 2. JUST FOR KICKS. THERE WILL BE A NOTIFICATION IN YOUR FEED. I FULLY WELCOME YOU TO STRAP IN BECAUSE I AM VERY EXCITED AND WOULD APPRECIATE FEEDBACK.

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