Bob: so how do you like your burgers?

Bandit: I'm craving for a burger man! Make it well done! So you seemed awfully good about your job

Bob: Since I've got abducted along with the Smiling Friends, this place is getting more attention than usual

Gene: I definitely love the crazy dances your baby girl made! -does a strange dance-

Bob: Gene, please don't make it into another show

Lind: Oh come on Bobby, it's the new craze! BeeOop! BeeOop! -does the same dance as her son-

Chilli: is that why you called today's special, "The Bingo Brie-OOP! Burger"?

Bob: it's my daughter's idea... -saw his family and Bingo dancing along- oh what the heck, -dancing along with them-

Rick: -in a different voice- The writer doesn't own anything, and we get to mellow away due to voice loss

Pim: Right on! For Sheru!

Charlie: For Sheru!

Teddy: For Sheru! Sorry, who is Sheru?

Bob: The siren girl who was with Pim

Teddy: I thought she was one of their lady workers

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The portal flashed at the center of Sourheart, The border between Bright Uptown and Dark Downtown Sourheart.

"Why is the other side so shadowy?" Bluey points to Dark Downtown

"That is unsafe beyond its borders, you must never go there Bluey" Soot replied

"But nobody can hurt a 6-year-old like me" said Bluey

"You may be right, your body is made carefully with the puppeteers, giving you a protective shield from any threat." Songbird explained

"Why does "Oreo-boar-us" don't have one?" Bluey asked

"It's because grownups don't have shields because they're old enough to say adult words and commit violence against enemies" Sod nodded

"You mean Mum and Dad will get hurt?" Bluey felt worried about that

"They will be fine, they are still part of the kid show and they are willing to play along in this wild game" Kall growled

"Why are we at the center? Are we supposed to be at Feral Forest?" Soot frowned

"We have to gather the most crucial ingredient, Soot. The one you are trying to avoid." Songbird explained as they headed to the old, well-built shop at the base of The Misty Mountains.

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The elevator dinged as the doors glitched open, Coppojo and SAM exited the elevator slowly before it started to sparkle and caught on fire. "Out of order as it seems" Coppojo gripped onto his bag of robot parts as they entered a new terrain, "Where did you take us?"

"Some of the worlds I know... not littered with killer ticks, rats, frozen zombies, and scary monsters. Only robots, corrupted by a malevolent force" SAM said softly as he saw a group of kangaroo-like robots gazing over an injured robot.

"I've heard tales from this land... a ruined world yet was saved by a reboot system..." Coppojo hopped close to them and the robots were ready to attack them but stopped when they recognized the shape. The rusty one looked at him and kneeled, like he is begging for help. "You want help?" The robots nodded, "Okay, give me anything you have that was salvageable here, I might be able to fix her" Coppojo's determination brightened SAM with a smile and he slide over to him

"Can I help?" SAM asked

"Oil her up" Coppojo pulled out a bottle of motor oil to SAM, "Sammy"

The robots examined them as they are fixing the injured robot, Coppojo is fixing the exterior while SAM is fixing the interior by using motor oil infused in his slimy body to get the inside parts to work. Overnight, they managed to fix the robot, but they needed a restart the robot

"That should do it. We need a very powerful electric source to power her up" Coppojo noticed the last problem

SAM looked at a glowing part on top of a giant robot from above the cave, "oh, will that do it?"

Coppojo replied, "if it glows, let's hope it works"

SAM climbed up to the titan robot and noticed a human with machine parts down there, appeared to be coughing as he was observing data on another new plot for the next game. Unlike the other villains or suspicious characters before him, he realized the problem, he lost his voice actor. "Spark, I liked that voice guy from that movie..." SAM shrugged as he moved along, there's nothing he can do to fix him

He took the battery and head down to the kangaroo robot

"What's wrong?" Coppojo asked

"I saw the guy from this world, but he lost his voice" SAM sighed

"What did he sound like? Who is his voice actor?" Coppojo asked as he got an idea

"He sounded like a serious man with a goal for intelligence, and his voice actor was Lance Reddick" SAM answered as he is impersonating his voice

"You mean the guy from the John Wick movies?" Coppojo smiled

"You know about him? I thought slaves aren't allowed to have fun" SAM laughed

"Well it's not always sad and gloom in my early days, S-4111 and I found some movies and we've watched them secretly, before..." Coppojo looked at SAM as he tried to eat an avocado between his eyes, he burst out laughing

They began to add the cables between the robot and the battery, they stopped as they sat and watch live action movies together.

Grassy vines grab hold of the broken elevator as they heard laughter from a camp nearby, "Hmm, I'm at your coordinates. Hello? We will reply soon, he said this place is the place"

"A small detour to Aionios I presume?" A female monster with vines have been surrounding her chest and form a skirt underneath

"I figured this might happen, this place is too American" the short grassman frowned, "Why are you here, Hecate?"

"Hermes, I was sent here to retrieve the infected." The robot that was charging is starting to turn on and hear the score of the movies and overheard the grassmen's conversation.

"The six of them are in this world. I just have to convince them they're sick from those fox yokaisonas at the Game Awards back in December" Hecate explained

"Well... easy for you to say, they're smart enough to make sense from the old stuff that was from their old world!" Hermes doubted her words

"It will be enough, I can't convince every tribe about this incident. You will handle the farmer, the researcher from another land, and the one armed tattooed guy. I will handle the smart red haired twins and the fat guy with a hammer" Hecate examined the photos of the secondary and main characters of a familiar game this world is from that is mistaken as a Zelda BOTW/TOTK rip-off, but it has some familiar elements that ties with the plot of Xenoblade 3, Horizon.

The robot realizes this and scan the creatures for weakness, "hmm. Weak hearing. Fragile bodies. Ignorant of Wreck it Ralph having a sequel." The mechanical being hopped down and grabbed a flammable bottle of alcohol. She noticed a few tools to grab for her attack: a small triangular earpiece and an Irish flute hard carved beautifully. "Highest sounds are the most recommended"

Coppojo felt like he was going to burp, but SAM pat his back to let out a flammable burst of fire from his mouth. "Phew thanks, Can you hand me a can of cold brew?"

"I think you need some actual sleep" SAM was looking at the moon

"Yeah, I know I can sleep" Coppojo laughed

"How long did you sleep?" SAM asked

"...two hours" Coppojo looked down

"No wonder you seemed to have those creepy bags in the eyes. You reminded me of X and Y when their years are at their worst with the founders. That's what Z said" SAM looked down

"Do you sleep?" Coppojo yawned

"I rarely sleep, but at times when I felt actually tired, I went into my bucket and covered myself with a blanket. I normally hear quiet when I sleep, and I was starting to feel lonely as years went by... I'm lucky you get to have friends" SAM smiled as he drink his can of cold brew

"How are you restless? Is it part of the flow?" Coppojo asked

"I heard some mumbling from my family, they said I was diagnosed with a dumb attention attracting disoriented... I think. It was only one time, I've forgotten the rest." SAM smiled

"Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder" Coppojo corrected him, "Or ADD if you're not that hyperactive. I kinda knew cause of the signs, it is oddly similar to S-4111! Tell me... are you a reincarnation of my best friend?!"

"I'm 899 years old. I'm way before your friend was even born" SAM laughed

"I wanted to move on from him, but you came and did things that we used to love... all that pain we endured in the past... and because of that, I've confronted my fears... when you were caught" Coppojo looked glad at what he did

"Actually, I wanted to fool him when he is going to shock me. Playing dead as he acts all high and mighty. I'm so surprised about that kick, protecting a dumb slime like me..." SAM blushed as his heart pounded loudly, "SHUT UP HEART!"

"It must mean that you've been making very good friends with those who like you" Coppojo smiled, "you got to let your heart open to people who trust you"

SAM looked at the flute he had, "you've never heard me played, it's when I've first met Soot and Bluey"

"I've never seen you played, can you do one?" Coppojo begged him to perform

"Well... I'm not a good performer like my mentor, but if that's what you want..." SAM placed his flute near his mouth and have his arms out with the flute horizontally. The sound sounds familiar a TV show theme song.

Coppojo tried to follow along as the song plays "Na... na na, da da da da, ba ba ba ba, da... da... da... da, bah bah bah bah bah bah bah, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, dah dah dah dah dah dah dah, wah wah wah, nah nah nah! Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah! Bam bam bam, dah, dah, dah, dah... babababababoom pah!"

"GAHH!" A far away sound was heard and both Coppojo and SAM stopped fooling around, "Sleep later, hurt now!" SAM went into action as to find that where the sound came from

"That darn sound! I've already at Plainsong and this screeching sound is tearing my ears!" Hecate groaned in pain as she placed her ears with a battery-powered back massager. "Ohh yeah!"

"Drat! I have mine at home!" Hermes whined in pain

"Wait, their ears have been harmed?" Coppojo noticed something is wrong with the grassmen

"It was like this when I came out and checked my flute, this red guy pretty much hates me" SAM explained more

"That flute. Come on, let's get closer" a small kangaroo robot comes closer to Coppojo and SAM, "hey, you're supposed to be charging!"

"I think she wants to join us" SAM replied

"Flute and fire are a great weakness, and we must quote bad things to distract them." The robot asked

"How?" Coppojo asked

"Say all the bad things about Ralph Breaks The Internet" The robot answered

"My time has come!" SAM stood proudly

Hermes knocked the door and a red haired girl came out wearing white clothes, "Hello?"

"Good evening miss, I came to inform you about the horrible contagion situation happening in your base." Hermes explained

"A contagion? She did this occur in this earth?" She replied

"About four months ago in December. I remember correctly that the six of you have attended an event that this virus has been located." Hecate added

"Hey grannies! Watch me go for a floss and finish with a clean rinse!" SAM danced and the grassmen cringed

"What the heck is he doing?" Hermes looks at him strangely

SAM possessed a fox and does wacky faces as he moves, the red haired girl laughed

"What in Forspoken and Velma is this?" Hecate gasped in horror

"Hello! It's Slimy Artificial Monster here with the ghost pepper challenge! I heard people say it is spicy" he is pretending to eat it, "oh it's not so- GAH ITS VERY HOT!"

"No! I refuse to believe it exists!" Hecate covered her ears

SAM wears a tumbleweed on his head as he paints on a canvas, "now I'm gonna give this little cloud, a little friend!" Other people came out and laughed at SAM for his actions, "a cute little tree, everyone needs a friend"

"That doesn't make sense, he was wearing a tumbleweed on his head!" The fat guy laughed

"This is just a Bob Ross Reference! Not from the movie!" Hermes cringed and cried

"Pancake! Pancake! Pancake! Pancake! Pancake! Pancake!" SAM burst out the final lines as The robot and Coppojo sneak up behind them, "The bunny wants the pancake..."

Hermes burst out laughing as SAM inflated himself with his ears appearing to be bunny ears

The robot plays the flute in the highest note for the longest as possible, "AHHHHHHH!!!!" Hecate screamed in agony as Coppojo burped fire on her and Hermes

"We've been exposed!" Hermes cried out in pain because he was on fire

"Curse you robot! Curse you midget kangaroo! Curse you Slime! Curse you Ralph Breaks The Internet!!!! Mark my words! You three will be pulverized by our alpha! And have you burned even if you're not Yokaisonas!" Hecate was burned away and their ashes were blown far into the Forbidden West.

"Man, and I didn't even get to explode..." SAM deflated as soon as they died

"Above all, that was amazing!" Coppojo hugged him

"You were hilarious!" A farmer lady replied

"Your humor strike true as the ten" the tattooed man with one arm saluted him

"It is brilliant that you referenced the Ancestor, Bob Ross" the foreigner smiled

"Yeah, that Ghost of Sparta, didn't know what he's talking about. You are a friend we can have!" The yellow armored guy with a hammer laughed

"I have never been this happy since I was away from my captors. We had a hard time with the sequels and how we've lost Sylens' voice actor" the red haired girl replied

"Lance Reddick?" SAM answered

"Yeah. That scumbag, why didn't he tell us sooner that his voice is dying" another red haired girl entered out with longer hair frowned over the moment, "if I was right, he should've left this world a year ago!"

"Ignore her, she is working with finding a cure. Something only Aloy can solve" the big guy replied to Coppojo

"Well, I don't know if it can solve the issue, but I think AI can be used for a different kind of problem" Coppojo handed Aloy a metal collar

She analyzed it with a triangular piece on her ear and nodded, "a voice generator? Specifically designed for Sylens?"

"Besides him, I admire his work!" Coppojo replied, "he is good at leading you to where our goal is"

"Thank you, for saving us. I'm pretty sure SAM here gave us the data of why these guys are after us. They want to abduct us because we saw Foxy and Pocky at the award show!" Aloy replied

"That's right! They already caught Ouroboros!" SAM panicked, "if we don't do something, all of the Yokaisonas are going to die!"

"Here" the robot handed him a triangular piece, "this is also connected with the Iris network, using a Focus can help you communicate with SAM while you're far away"

"That's handy" Coppojo placed his in his left ear and immediately connected him to SAM's iris

"And here's another, for backup" Aloy handed Coppojo another Focus, "as thanks for saving us from the grassmen"

"Thank you, but please don't tell the big god that I'm here!" SAM begged them

"We won't" they all agreed to trust SAM

"And we're off! Come on Coppojo! Come on Robo Joey! You're coming with us!" SAM went to find the elevator

"Yes. Master SAM" the robot obeyed and followed him

"So now what?" They asked

"Until we make our moves to stop the Grassmen, let's watch more Bluey episodes" they returned to the base to watch the show, even Bluey cannot be forgotten from the old world

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Bittersweet: NO FRICKING JOKE MAN! This April Fools chapter is nothing but a surprise! Shoot! Darn the swearing proof helmet is on! I can't even swear!

Whitey: Well we can say carp okay, we have kids watching this show!

Deetee: let's not forget that they just burned a couple of grass monsters

Bittersweet: well this next one is going to be special! And it includes us, The Real Us!

Whitey: I wasn't included in the Aionios chapter! My other self wears a ponytail like Noah and has longer hair sided with Agnus!

Deetee: and I wasn't included either, Just me in Keves admiring Aionios Dugan's muscles and his outfit -blushed- I'm so jealous of her! I wish my Dugan will grow up soon!

Bittersweet: Sis. Chapter. Us? Meeting an old legend with a kid show character? Remember!

Deetee: Sorry!

Bittersweet, Deetee, and Whitey: Next time on The Young Guardian...

Chapter 8: Made To Be Wild!

Whitey: remember to vote and comment!

Deetee: See you soon!