Aries: Hates you, but loves you

Taurus: Lazy, but will do anything for money

Gemini: Fake, but super sweet

Cancer: Smiling, but depressed

Leo: Thinks they’re right, but they’re wrong

Virgo: Prude, but wants to rip their clothes off

Libra: Harsh, but supportive

Scorpio: Angry, but protective

Sagittarius: Mean, but always kidding

Capricorn: Nice, but judgemental

Aquarius: Silly, but intelligent

Pisces: Friendly, but secretly wants to murder you