Things I Imagine The Signs Frequently Think

Aries: I'm so great man but right now, I want to punch you in the taco

Taurus: No I will not change my opinion so go away.

Gemini:I know I'm cooler than you so chill tf out

Cancer: Why won't you love me?

Leo: You know who rocks? No. Do you know who I hate? Me

Virgo: What is happening?

Libra: You want to be like me, I know. It‘s okay, you're not the only one.

Scorpio: Go away. For real.

Sagittarius: If you're not smart, then don‘t talk to me.

Capricorn: Okay, but how do I take over humankind?

Aquarius: Why are people so dumb. Can you just stop it?

Pisces: Huh?