nerd nation
[10+ participants]

mel
rest up tonight kids we've got a big weekend ahead of us

mel
van leaves from evans hall tomorrow at 6:30 am

ian
wow that almost sounded caring

mel
also if you're late i will leave you behind

mel
additionally i will call your parents to tell them you have chlamydia

ian
there she is

mel
except for you hector no one would ever believe you're sexually active

hector

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twitter

@mjsantiago: please keep me in your thoughts and prayers as i chauffeur nerd nation down to la today
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@mjsantiago:

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@ianwright: it's 5:12 am mel no one is alive yet
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@mjsantiago: @ianwright you obviously are
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@mjsantiago: unfortunately

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@ianwright:

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@username: looks it's that time of the month
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@mjsantiago:

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@username: when you start using memes to an excessive extent. why what were you thinking?
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@mjsantiago: uh nothing

@hitomikomastu: kicked remy out with my cool kicks

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@username: another legendary tweet
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@username: why are her knees prettier than i'll ever be
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@username: hit(omi) me in the face
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@theremylucas:

@username: told my mom i was sick so i could stay home from school and watch nerd nation live tweet their trip
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@theremylucas:

hope u stay warm this chilly morning!❄️☃️🌨
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@username: it's 72 degrees
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@theremylucas: @username yeah fucking frigid what do i look like
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@scottwoods12: don't worry i brought extra blankets and my mom's special hot cocoa
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@username: the purest tweet i have ever read in existence good night
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@theremylucas: @scottwoods12 i'm hoping you just spelled cocaine wrong
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@mjsantiago: mm need me some hot cocaine
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@outlawson: you're driving!! no cocaine!! stay safe!!!!
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@mjsantiago: @outlawson god mom you never let me do anything fun

@flameboy451:

taking a break to see the view!
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@mjsantiago: what he means is "i set fire to the snacks and we had to evacuate"
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@ballernina: "snacks" is a generous term for what remy brought
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@theremylucas: i brought a feast you ungrateful bastards
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@ianwright: @theremylucas you brought 4 mustard packets and 1 bag of flaming hot cheetos
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@scottwoods12: @ianwright he also brought half of a stale muffin
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@theremylucas: i can always count on you to defend me bro
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@scottwoods12: wasn't defending you this time sorry bro
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@mjsantiago: bromo
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@mjsantiago: (when 2 men who are obviously in love w each other refer to one another as bro)
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@username: oh my god i can't breathe
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@ianwright: @username you always comment that
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@username: yeah i have asthma
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@username:

AUTHOR'S NOTE: oh you thought this shitshow was over? well it's a 8 hour car trip ladies. nerd nation will return shortly in pt 2 and it will be even shittier and showier