me: *suddenly has more trouble breathing after a couple of days of okay-ness (well maybe not okay i can't remember)*

me: *midsection starts to heat up*

me: IS THIS INTERNAL BLEEDING AM I GOING TO DIE

/

MY BOWELS KEEP GETTING HOTTER????????

???????

i admit i havent gotten a doctor's check up yet and I'm scared i won't wake up tomorrow

but uh

...im p excited for christmas