I don't know why I'm telling you people this but I used to think that sex was another just an innocent thing that people did together. This lead to a very awkward moment when I was about 5, and it goes something like this....

Me and my mom and my dad are watching TV. I'm on the couch, my dad is in a chair, and my mom is in a different chair. A Viagra (I think that's how it's spelled idk) commercial comes on.

Commercial dude- Do not take if not healthy enough for sex

Me- How could you not be healthy enough? *turns to my dad* We could literally be having sex right now,all you have to do is be together on a couch.

Parents- *laugh hysterical and then a few days later give me the talk*

Why the fuck would they tell a 5 year old this. I was scared for life ffs. This could actually explain my dirty mind...idk