Rules 76-150
76. It is not allowed to challenge an opponent to a dance battle during a match.
77. Shindou is not allowed to charge his teammates for his aid. Yes, we are aware that this implies that it's allowed to charge non-teammates.
78. If anyone from Raimon senior tries to lure you away for whatever reason, you must call coach Endou, coach Kidou and/or Haruna.
79. ''But they said they had candy'' is not a valid excuse to go along with anyone from Raimon senior.
80. Ichino is not allowed to signal SOS when on national TV. This includes mouthing it, tapping it, flaring it with a flashlight or phone, writing it, or otherwise visualizing it.
81. It is strictly forbidden to travel back in time to prevent the birth of one of your teammates, no matter how much they have annoyed you and/or otherwise deserved it.
82. Sangoku is not allowed to create a swearing jar for the team.
83. It is not allowed to physically fight an opponent if they made a teammate cry. It will get the team disqualified. Wipe the floor with them during a match to utterly and completely crush their spirits instead.
84. The managers are not allowed to rig the showers with glitter.
85. If you use ''that time I traveled to the 8th century'' as a reference for your history assignment and get a failing grade, that is entirely on you.
86. Shindou is not allowed to pay and/or otherwise extort Fei for information on next year's stock market.
87. Kurumada is strictly forbidden from creating a ''Flamethrower Shot''.
88. It is absolutely forbidden to ask ''what could possibly go wrong?'' under any circumstances.
89. Bringing a flamethrower to a match is strictly prohibited.
90. Bringing a flamethrower to practice is strictly prohibited.
91. Shindou is not allowed to pay and/or otherwise extort Fei for any information about the future.
92. Tenma is not allowed to dye the captain band to make it match his uniform because "technically the captain band is not part of the standard uniform and therefore not in violation of rules 15 and 17".
93. The Raimon soccer club is not the same as ''Fight Club'' and ''Fight Club Rules'' do not apply.
94. The team is not allowed to meet behind the gym at three in the morning for any reason.
95. Midori is not allowed to be within an arm's reach of a roll of duct tape.
96. Kariya is not allowed to feed and train raccoons behind the gym at three in the morning at any time of day.
97. Amagi is strictly forbidden from using his Great Wall of China hissatsu to entrap his teammates for any reason, unless given explicit permission by either coach Endou or coach Kidou.
98. Aoi is not allowed to be within an arm's reach of a roll of duct tape.
99. No one shall petition for the Raimon soccer club to be renamed ''Raimon theater club''. We don't know who it was but none of you are allowed to try it again.
100. None of the managers are allowed to be within an arm's reach of a roll of duct tape.
101. Kurama can only tell people how much their organs would be worth on the black market if they ask about it.
102. It is not allowed to stab a soccer ball with a fork in front of Tenma and/or coach Endou.
103. Shindou is not allowed to extort, blackmail and/or bribe anyone for anything.
104. None of the following objects are considered an acceptable replacement for a soccer ball: a watermelon, a soccer ball with a picture of Senguuji Daigo's face on it, a bagel, a soccer ball with a picture of Fuyukai Suguru's face on it, a disco ball, a manhole cover, a toilet seat, a bowling ball, Shinsuke, a pufferfish, eggs, a hamster ball, a soccer ball with a picture of anyone's face on it.
105. The team is not allowed to respond with ''eat the rich'' or variants thereof whenever Shindou mentions his family's wealth.
106. Aoyama is not allowed to start a gambling ring on soccer match outcomes. That's how Fifth Sector started too.
107. It is not allowed to hang up pictures of people and then try to hit them with a super shot, no matter how good of a ''stress relief'' it is.
108. Team therapy sessions are mandatory.
109. Aoyama is not allowed to start a gambling ring on who will start the next fight in the team.
110. No matter how effective it is, Aoi isn't allowed to set anyone's alarm two hours early to make sure they are on time.
111. Kirino will not sacrifice Kariya to the soccer gods.
112. It is not allowed to start a protest again school uniforms because ''Tsurugi has never worn his, so why should I?''
113. It is forbidden to push teammates into volcanoes, active or otherwise.
114. Kariya will not sacrifice Kirino to the soccer gods either.
115. It is not allowed to ask Fei for spoilers about your life.
116. Nobody is sacrificing anyone to the soccer gods.
117. Akane is not allowed to style anyone's hair without their written consent, and the use of glitter is strictly prohibited.
118. It is not allowed to sell any of your teammates to another soccer team.
119. It is not allowed to put any of your teammates up for adoption by another soccer team either.
120. It is not allowed to donate any of your teammates to another soccer team.
121. It is not allowed to sacrifice any of your teammates to another soccer team.
122. Kurama is not allowed to sneak snakes along in his bag or clothes.
123. Cage fighting is forbidden.
124. Aoyama is not allowed to start a gambling ring on who will win in cage fighting.
125. Ichino is not allowed to livestream cage fights.
126. Tenma is not allowed to burn the captain band.
127. Cage fighting while in Soul form is forbidden as well.
128. Aoyama and Ichino are not allowed to arrange any types of cage fighting ever again.
129. Human sacrifices in any sense of the word, to whatever god you may come up with, are strictly prohibited.
130. Anyone who comes in through the window will immediately be thrown out of that window.
131. Shindou is not allowed to have contact with the Japanese Government.
132. Calling Gouenji to ask him ''would you defend me in court?'' is no longer allowed.
133. Amagi is not allowed to throw any of his teammates, with or without screaming ''yeet''.
134. It is not allowed to throw glitter during a match.
135. Shindou is not allowed to have contact with individuals connected to the Japanese Government.
136. Human sacrifices in any sense of the word, to whatever higher or lower or real or fake power you may come up with, are strictly prohibited.
137. The team is not allowed to start another competition on who can eat the most chili peppers. Two times was bad enough.
138. Aoyama is not allowed to start a gambling ring on who's most likely to die during the apocalypse.
139. No one is allowed to ask Fei about the apocalypse.
140. Kurama is not allowed to suggest the team starts the apocalypse.
141. Aoyama is not allowed to start a gambling ring on who's most likely to set off the apocalypse.
142. Shindou is not allowed to collect favors from any politicians, Japanese or otherwise.
143. It is not allowed to treat the rules of soccer as ''more of a guideline''.
144. Human sacrifices in any sense of the word, to whatever higher, lower, fake, real, fictional or non-fictional person, people, being, beings, object or objects, are strictly prohibited.
145. Hayami is not allowed near a fire alarm ever again.
146. The following phrases are not to be used in hissatsu names: ''the ol' razzle dazzle'', ''homoerotic tension'', ''and they were roommates'', ''GOAT'', ''hot girl summer'', ''essential oils'', ''honorificabilitudinitatibus'', ''OK boomer'', ''the power of god and anime'', ''vibe check''.
147. It is not allowed to donate any of your teammates to a zoo.
148. Benched players are not allowed to throw water balloons at their teammates on the field.
149. Tenma, you are captain until you graduate or I say otherwise. Quit it.
150. If you do not stop trying to sacrifice each other, Kidou will get my permission to sacrifice you.
This list shall be updated as necessary, and only by coach Endou.
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