tbh this is more like intense whining when i rant but lets get this clickbaity show on the road.

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How.

In the actual hell. 

Did these fcking ships

actually

form.

That is my only question.

Why.

How.

Look, I get it, the internet loves gay ships. 
They need to see the gayness.
Poke the gayness. [that sounded wrong] 
Just sMELL that gayness

Guys, I know we have this thing of 'ooF- they talked for just a couple of seconds!  lmao they are hecking soulmates" 

LeT's MaKe TheM Ga Y fOr EacH oTheR and DrAw-
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But even the inspirations of the characters are ashamed!
Since every one knows that popular post of PauPat from Pat. 

The issue applies to TomTord as well!

Since let's get this straight for you wonderful  btches and bstards

They hate each other to the fcking EXTENT to KILL each other. 

One harpooning and the other.  Well, just some causal blastering with a goddamned rocket.

I'm no romatic relationship expert, but that really something you want to strive for in a stable, healthy relationship.

Now, back to PauPat.
 They shared like-
just seconds.  Hear me out, SECONDS
talking to each other!

And by the way, Pat sounded almost irritated when talking to Mr. Brickbrows about the existence of cloudbergs. 

So, yeah. 

I'm done bitching around.

ok bye im just gonna be a nerd.