I'm old and decrepit

saw my mojo and ate it

still getting bloody zits

aching joints are the pits

I'm crockety

and rickety

still only in my forties

used to be dirty

now I'm clicky

Feeling sorry for myself

wish I had been left on the shelf

he can just go please himself

I'm jumping off the nearest ledge

I'm angry

and moany

which I could go back to being horny

now I'm just ornery

and going to end up lonely