[RUN MY CHILDREN, RUN!]

Rebekka: Bekka Boo
Briar: Princess Aurora
Bella: Bella Bear
Jonathon: The Gay Oprah
Connor: Smeagol 
Aradhya: Raddyman
Heather: Heather NOT Chandler
Eleanor: Chandler Bing
Cassandra: The Awkward Bean
Louis: Klaus Baudelaire 
Sadie: Mad Max
Amybeth: Traitor!

Traitor!
Guys, I'm coming to
Toronto for the party
tomorrow!

Bekka Boo
Yay! And aren't you
already in Toronto?

The Gay Oprah
Is this for the Netflix party?

Traitor!
Yeah, I was also thinking
me and two friends could
stop by the diner as well

Bekka Boo
Um...

Heather NOT Chandler
Who?

Traitor!
Lucas and Dalila

Smeagol
Add them to the group chat

Chandler Bing
Because that will end well

Klaus Baudelaire
Sure add them

Mad Max
Yeah, if we're gonna
meet them at the party
anyway we might as well

Traitor!
Okay

Traitor! has added Diana the Banana and Gilbert to the group chat

Diana the Banana
What is this and why
are we here?

Gilbert
And why do I get the
boring name?

Bella Bear
Just be glad Bekka even
let Amybeth invite you to
the chat

Bekka Boo
Who said I wouldn't let her?

Bella Bear
Never mind

The Awkward Bean
What the heck is going on?

Bekka Boo
I don't even know anymore,
but we have scenes to shoot

Princess Aurora
So, we'll see you guys
tomorrow

Traitor!
Yep!

Raddyman
Alright, now, come on
losers let's go acting!

Chandler Bing
I'm sorry, we just watched
Mean Girls

Raddyman
Boo, you whore!