Humans or Bergens?
Branch: What is up you guys? My name is Branch and welcome back to Troll 2 Troll! *smiles* Standing here with me is the one and only Queen Poppy!
Poppy: Wow! Great job! *grins*
Branch: Thank you. I been practicing. *smiles proudly* Also I'm very happy today!
Poppy: Wow, really?! That's amazing! How come? *smiles widely*
Branch: Because I get to do something super cool today!
Poppy: And what is that?
Branch: *reaches into his hair and puts out his mini Branch*
Poppy:.....
Branch: *makes the mini Branch talk*
Mini Branch: Hello! My name is Mini Branch!
Poppy:.....
Mini Branch: What's your name?
Poppy: *smacks the mini Branch out of Branch's hand* Uh.....no! Nu-uh! Nope! We are not using that thing.
Branch: Awww...why? *picks the mini Branch off the ground*
Poppy: Because we have to do today's topic and I don't want that thing staring at me
Branch: It's not a thing, plus he has no choice but to stare at you.
Poppy: Why?
Branch: Because that's the only direction he can stare at.
Poppy: Why can't he stare at something else?
Branch: But he can't move his head
Poppy: Why?
Branch: Because he doesn't have a neck
Poppy:....................okay! Anyway today we have a super duper interesting topic asked by ReadingRaven29! *smiles*
Branch: Today's dilemma is....
Mini Branch: Humans or Bergens?
Poppy: *glares at Branch* I told you, we are not going to do Troll to Troll with that thing!
Branch: It's not a thing!
Mini Branch: I'm a troll-! *gets smacked out of Branch's hand again by Poppy*
Branch: Hey! *picks up Mini Branch again*
Poppy: Is the only reason your very happy today is because you get to annoy me?
Branch: Uhhhhhhh.....*looks away then looks back at Poppy as he grins sheepishly*
Yeah..
Poppy: Remember when I said you were going to get a whoopin?
Branch: Yeah
Poppy: I didn't give you one but I can do it now
Mini Branch: Thats child abuse
Poppy: How is that child abuse? Branch is older than me!
Mini Branch: Then it's men abuse
Poppy: *glares at Branch then at Mini Branch*
Branch: What?
Poppy: Lets just get this topic over with. Today's topic is Humans or Bergens?
Branch: What in the hair is a Human?
Poppy: I have no clue *is confused* Well if I had to pick I will pick Bergens! *grins* Plus they are our friends now.
Branch: Are Humans predators?
Poppy: What? No! It looks like they are the same size of a Bergen.
Branch: It also looks like they are brighter colors.
Poppy: Hey I know! What about we go to the Troll Village Library! *smiles*
Branch: For what?
Poppy: To find out more about Humans. Plus you didn't choose.
Branch: Oh! I choose the same one as you. Bergens because they are now our friends and Humans look like they can eat trolls too.
Poppy: Branch. You don't even know what a human is.
Mini Branch: It's a predator!
Poppy: You are not going to bring that thing with us.
Branch: Why not? What's wrong with it? *holds up Mini Branch*
Poppy: Everything! And I can't bring two Branchies with me!
Branch: What's wrong with two Branches?
Poppy: The more Branches there are. The less parties we will have.
Branch: Parties attract birds.
Poppy: No they don't.
Mini Branch: Yes they d-! *gets smacked out of Branch's hand*
Poppy: Okay! Thank you so much ReadingRaven29 for this amazing and interesting topic! We will love for you all to ask more! *smiles*
Mini Branch: And we will see you all next time!
Poppy: Ignore that! *grins*
Branch: Bye! *clicks the camera off and pushes publish*
A/N: Okay guys just so your wondering. The Mini Branch is the little Branch that Branch used in Trolls the beat goes on, Season 4 on episode 2; Weekend at Diamond's. If you guys remember when Poppy and Branch sang the "Wake up" song and Branch was using him XDD
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