So, @TheStarbucks_Queen dared Poppy to:

Author: Poppy, you have to sit in GD's lap without saying anything in front of Branch!

Poppy: WHAT? Branch is going to be so upset, though!

Author: It's a dare, Poppy! You have to do it!

Poppy: *Folds her arms* This is so unfair!

*AT GD HOUSE*

GD: *Sees Poppy walking over to him* Oh, hey Poppy! What's up?

Poppy: *Says nothing and sits on his lap*

GD: What are you doing?

Poppy: *Nothing*

Branch: *Walks in and sees them together*

GD: Branch! Get your girlfriend off me!

Branch: *Grabs Poppy's waist and pulls her away* Poppy, what are you doing?

Poppy: *Still doesn't say anything and starts to feel bad*

GD: You guys are weirdos.

Author: Well, that's the end of this dare!