Phase 0: Before the episode aired.

Honoka: Yes! I can't wait for the first episode!!
Nico: Shut up, Honoka. Those Aqours are amateurs, they won't shine. You shouldn't waste your time on them!!
Maki: Sigh, says the girl who just went crazy after hearing "Strawberry Trapper"
Nico: SHUT UP, MAKI-CHAN!!?
Eri: Anyway, let's just enjoy what this show will give for us. I hope we don't get emotional, alright?
Rin: Why would we, nyahh??

Phase 1: EPISODE 1 Begins

Honoka: HERE IT IS!!
Nico: WORST EPISODE EVER!!! Ouch!!
Maki: (Maki pulls Nico's hair/pigtail hard) Nico-chan, knock it off already. It hasn't even started yet.
Nico: Ggggrr....(Nico brings out her phone and starts tweeting online to bash Aqours)
Maki: Sigh....whatever...
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(Chika goes to UTX and looks at the billboard - Love Live Second Winners)

Honoka: Whoa, she went there just like me!!
Nico: That's right, midget. We won!! Ha, don't even think you can reach our level -
Umi: I wonder how's A-Rise now....
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(The Opening Song)

Honoka: WHOAA!! WHAT A LARGE STAGE!!!
Nico: AS IF!! YOU GUYS ARE DREAMING TO THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL FOLLOW YOU!! NO WAY WILL YOU GUYS GET ON THAT STAGE!!
Hanayo: AMAZING!!
Rin: The song is great, nyah!!
Kotori: YAY!! NEW PHOTOBOMB!!!
Umi: The opening is wonderful!
Eri: Why are the third years shown that dramatically? Foreshadowing something?
Nozomi: My cards tell me......something serious....
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(Chika recruits with You but fails.)

Nico: LOSERS!! NO ONE WILL JOIN YOU!!! HA!!
Kotori: She seems way more determined than Honoka!!
Umi: Don't tell me she's gonna drag someone to join....ugghh
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(Chika's house - her older sisters and that dog...)

Kotori: OMG!!! That dog is so KAWAII!! I WANT TO TOUCH IT!!! (literally touches the screen where the dog is positioned.)
Umi: Kotori-chan!! Calm down!!
Kotori: Uuuuummmiii-chan. Buy me a dog just like that one, pleeeeeeaaaAAASSSEEEE???!!! (makes that cute face with Umi)
Umi: (blush blush blush) KOTORI, STOP IT PLEASE!!!
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(Chika tells You why she wanted to be an idol - shows her phone's wallpaper featuring Honoka in Snow Halation.)

Honoka: AAAAWWWW....she really likes me that much!!
Maki: That photo....yeah, brings back memories....
Hanayo: I wish we could do Snow Halation again....
Everyone: .............
Eri: Guys...let's not think too much about it. Remember, don't get emotional, we're only watching.
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(That meeting - Hanamaru and Ruby appear and Chika takes no chances. Recruit them now!!!)

Honoka: WHOA!! GO CHIKA!!
Umi: Not again....
Maki: Oh please....
Nozomi: Hmm...(looks at Ruby lewdly.)
Hanayo: So cute!!
Rin: Those two remind me of us, Kayochin!!!

(When Yohane fell from the tree and introduced herself...)

Nico: You got to be kidding me!!!?
Maki: (looks at Nico and compares) Wow....I guess I'm really going to like this Yoshiko person....
Nico: You said something?!
Maki: None of your business!!
Kotori: SHE'S SUPER ADORABLE!!
Umi: She's crazy.
Honoka: Is she hungry or something?
Eri: She's a chuunibyou, everyone. A very cute chuunibyou too!!
Nozomi: Teehee.....she's gonna be sooo much fun, my cards tell me...
Rin: Hmmm....she doesn't look like an angel to me....but she is adorable, nyah...
Hanayo: SHE IS GONNA BE BEST GIRL!!! I think?

(When Yohane and Hanamaru recognized each other - also when Yohane said she's Yohane, not Yoshiko...)

Kotori: ALL OF THEM ARE SO ADORABLE, I WANNA HUG THEM!!!
Umi: What? So her real name's Yoshiko!!?
Honoka: Yohane....Nozomi, what kind of name is that?
Nozomi: I am not so sure actually.....
Rin: Whoa!! They're childhood friends!!? And I have to say...I'm not all that lucky with rock-paper-scissors game....
Nico: (Tries to copy Yoshiko's gestures. She is trying too hard to be like me!!!)
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(When Dia and Chika met - and then the "you can't form an idol club" scene.)

Honoka: WAIT A MINUTE, THIS SCENE IS SO FAMILIAR!!!?
Everyone: (looks at Eri Ayase.)
Eri: Wh-what!!?
Umi: She totally reminds us of you, Eri-chan.
Kotori: She also has some sides of Umi as well.
Eri: Hehe....yeah...sorry by the way for being cold on you and all....
Honoka: I'm really glad Eri-chan eventually decided to open up!!!
Everyone: Agreed.
Nozomi: I still kinda miss the cold Ericchi though.....
Nico: That Dia girl........
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(When Kanan gets introduced....)

Nozomi: My my, she's sexy.
Eri: Nozomi....
Nozomi: What? Something wrong?
Eri: (face palm) nothing....

(When Mari gets introduced - and that theme song....)

Umi: Ohara family? Whoa! A helicopter!!? So she's rich, huh.....(theme song plays) WHAT THE HELL!!!? THIS SONG HAS NO SHAME!!!?
Nico: Oh come on!!? She's gonna be trouble....
Maki: (theme song plays)The hell?!!
Kotori: (theme song plays) Oh my...
Eri: Harasho?
Nozomi: Whoa!! Oh, oh, oh, oooohhhh. That theme song is sexy too...
Everyone: (gets a very disturbed vibe, then they look at Nozomi)
Nozomi: What? Did I say something bad again?
Rin: Guys, I'm getting Nozomi vibes from that girl....
Hanayo: But she is really pretty though...
Nozomi: And sexy....
Eri: NOZOMI, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Umi: No shame....
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(Riko and Chika 01 - When they first met....)

Nozomi: Did I just hear a piano sound?
Maki: Wait a minute....
Honoka: Hold on....hey, Maki-chan!! It's just like how we first met, right?
Maki: Don't compare....
Eri: OH MY GOD, THAT UNIFORM!! Hey, has anyone seen her before?!!
Hanayo: What!!? She's from Otonokizaka too!!?
Umi: She's very pretty indeed. A very decent girl too....

(Riko and Chika 02 - When Riko strips....)

Umi: OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE JUST DO!!!? THIS GIRL HAS NO SHAME!!!!
Kotori: Oh. My. God. (stares like she saw something amazing...and disturbing)
Honoka: Whoa!! She's a swimmer?!! (does not realize that scene is....lewd)
Rin and Hanayo: Eeeeekk!!! (closes their eyes)
Maki: The hell?!! (facepalm)
Nico: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!? (She's younger yet...that body...why don't I have curves like that!!?)
Nozomi: (Smiles really lewdly, gets excited, and starts photographing Riko's body in every focused camera angle)
Eri: Sigh...Nozomi is so gay and perverted....
Umi: TOTALLY!!!!
Nozomi: What? This is who I am guys.

(Riko and Chika 03 - After Chika "saved her" and they start talking.)

Umi: SHE IS SO SO SHAMELESS!! WHY WOULD SHE WEAR A SWIMSUIT OUT THERE JUST TO COMPOSE A MUSIC!!!?
Maki: That's a very weird way to compose a song....I don't get that girl even if her reason is logical.
Honoka: It's still cool though!! Maki-chan, next time invite me to one of your resorts so I can bring my swimsuit and -
Everyone: HONOKA!!!!?
Honoka: What? Is something wrong with doing that?! It's cool!!!
Everyone: (face palm)

(Riko and Chika 04 - Riko does not know about school idols or u's at all - )

Nico: BITCH!! We, u's, are not that normal!!! We're so special that we conquered the world, if you only knew.......
Honoka: I never thought she knew nothing about us!!
Maki: Strange......
Hanayo: HOW COULD SHE NOT KNOW ABOUT SCHOOL IDOLS!!!? (she looks kinda frustrated)
Eri: Okay....really...does anyone recognize her? Does anyone really remember that face?
Everyone: .........

(Riko and Chika 05 - Being "normal"....)

Nico: Oh......so normal.....
Honoka: Where's Planet Normal!!!? Is it an amusement park or something?
Umi: (Do we have to ignore Honoka and Nico all day?)
Maki: I can relate to her....being normal and stuff
Eri: Wow, a simple motivation, huh?
Hanayo: My reasons to be an idol are also just like hers....

(Riko and Chika 06 - Referencing START DASH, and u's)

Everyone: (look at each other as they get goosebumps....)
Honoka: AAAAAHHH....START DASH....I THINK I MIGHT CRY!!!
Kotori: I feel so....hurt...I don't know why....
Umi: That song....I will never forget that...I think I'm going to cry too...
Maki: I really....miss that song....
Eri: EVERYONE CONTROL YOUR TEARS!! PLEASE LET'S NOT GET TOO EMOTIONAL!!
Nozomi: You're starting to get a bit teary too, Errichi
Eri: DON'T REMIND ME!!!
Rin: Hey guys!! Let's just sing that now so we don't cry!!! Everybody - I say....hey hey hey START DASH!!
Honoka: She's right....everybody, let's sing!!!!
Everybody: (start singing the song...it worked to stop them from crying.)
Nico: ..........we are her inspiration, huh?
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(Chika and You - childhood friends and stuff....)

Kotori: Awww....You is such a nice friend.
Rin: I really like her already, nyah!
Honoka: If only Umi-chan was more supportive with me.
Umi: Honoka.....
Honoka: Eek!! Ah, sorry, I didn't......
Umi: (hugs Honoka) Am I not that supportive enough already?
Honoka: Umi-chan.....
Eri: OH NO THEY DROPPED THE FLYER.....(facepalm)
Everyone: Ehhhhhh....!!!?

(Dia rejects Chika again - and she explains the rules of Love Live too.)

Maki: WAIT A MINUTE!!?
Kotori: What's wrong, Maki-chan?
Maki: Guys, Dia just explained the rules of Love Live, it's strange. How did she know about all that?
Hanayo: Hmmm....wait, you can't mean!!?
Nico: ....I KNEW IT!! I KNEW I'VE SEEN THAT DIA BEF - ehem, guys, don't mind me....
Honoka: Huh? Nico, what's wrong -
Hanayo: HEY, THEY BOTH HAVE A POINT!! She kinda looks familiar.....that Dia girl must have been a school idol before!! (tries to recall her memories of the school idols she has seen before.....)
Honoka: Huh!!?
Umi: Aren't we assuming things too early?
Eri: Hanayo and Nico both have a point though. How would Dia know about the rules for Love Live then?!!
Umi: ....even if you have a point, speculating without enough evidence would be....
Nozomi: I think the fact that Dia is not letting Chika be an idol is enough to give a hint?
Rin: Umm....guys, I think Dia simply just learned the rules from her sister Ruby, nyah?
Honoka: AAAAHHH!! Guys, I don't understand what you're all talking about!!!?
Everyone: ..........

(Riko appears as a new transfer student - Chika makes her move with a song.)

Maki: What a meeting....
Hanayo: WOW, NEW SONG!!?
Honoka: Whoa! Let's hear it!!
Umi: Hmm...kinda reminds me of something...
Maki: Ummm....okay, I guess...
Rin: Aaah, I love the song nyah!!

(After the song ended - Riko rejects Chika's invitation.)

Nico: HAH!! TAKE THAT, CHIKA!!
Kotori: I feel sorry for her to get rejected like that....
Umi: I've done that too.....hey, don't look at me like that!!?
Honoka: NOOOOO!!! RIKO SHOULD HAVE SAID "YES"!! NEXT EPISODE PLEASE!!!
Hanayo: Honoka....next episode is next week.
Honoka: NOOO!!! I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG!!!
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Phase 3: Episode ended - u's reviews and discuss about it.

Eri: So, what does everyone think about the episode and Aqours?
Umi: So far, they seem really normal.
Kotori: They are all adorable!!!
Maki: No comment.....
Rin: Ummm....they're cute, nyah!? Also, I do feel a bit confused as to what were really going on, nyah.
Hanayo: I CAN DEFINITELY SAY THEY HAVE POTENTIAL TO BE GREAT IDOLS!!!
Eri: I say they're wonderful. And their personalities kinda surprised me actually.
Nozomi: They are all so cute, I feel like I wanna play with them already!!
Honoka: They need to show more....ONE EPISODE ISN'T ENOUGH!!
Nico: Ehem - guys, can I say something?
Maki: No, if you'll just bash them.
Nico: I won't, not much actually.
Eri: Oh!?
Nico: (stands up.) I'll say this, so far they have shown that they're in a different league from us. And I am glad that they are not u's clones, though there are similarities, I can see they are definitely different from us!! However....they still don't have what it takes to be idols yet. I still don't like them because they have shown nothing yet. As for the songs, they need a lot of work - I don't like them much.
Maki: .....at least you were fair in your observations, Nico.
Eri: Good enough.
Honoka: I MIGHT DIE IF I DON'T SEE THE NEXT EPISODE SOON!!
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