"urgh, what happened....?" A certain SMOL Skelly asked himself. "and...uh...where...?" The lazy skeleton looked around him. He was in a small wooden room, supposedly an infirmary. "okay, now that knowing where i am is outta the way, now to find the-" He was interrupted with a door bursting open, and some arguing outside. "I DON'T TRUST HIM, I MEAN, A SKELETON SHOWS UP WITH A KID OUT OF NOWHERE, AND DESTROYED A PART OF THE ROOF?! HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?!" "SHUT UP, ICICLE NOSE, THE GUY IS PROBABLY STILL ASLEEP!" "YOU'RE YELLING JUST AS LOUD AS ME, YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA BE THE GUY WHO WAKES HIM UP!" Then, a small voice piped up. Frisk. "Please, stop fighting!" The small monster ambassador said, only to get a chair thrown their way. Sans noticed this, and his protective Duncle side showed. His left eye lit a blaze with its usual blue and yellow aura, and he teleported to Frisk, blocking the table with a giant Gaster Blaster skull. "i gotcha, kiddo." Everyone stopped to see what the heck it was. Everything was silent, as the dust cleared. Sans sighed. "first off, my name is sans, not skeleton or bonehead, appreciate the compliment though. second off..." He used his blue gravity magic to lift the two people who were arguing, one with pink hair and the other with black, and threw them into a wall. "no one hurts frisk. finally..." His eye went back to normal right after teleporting to the bar. "can I get a bottle of ketchup?" Everyone was silent, besides a white haired girl, who went to get a bottle of ketchup, which she thought was a tad weird. She gave it to Sans. "Here you go sir, but what are-?" Sans chuckled, and downed the bottle, and everyone stared gaping, not sure how the food fell through him. "now, can someone tell me where the hell i am?"