~just a bunch of things I have saved in my notes~

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Geno talking about some random statistics to someone "and they expect it to double in size-"

Reaper who may or may not have been stalking him "wouldn't we all like that"

Geno sighed "shut up Reaper, nobody wants to hear about your small dick"

"It's not sMaaLLLL" Reaper protested

"Yes it is!" Geno growled

"Heheheheh- only someone who's seen it can say that-" Reaper Did le gigglez

Geno did le bloosh "I DIDNT LOOK AT YOUR DICK"

"Do you want to?"

Geno screeched "THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT"

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"I feel kind of bad for humans, I mean, when it comes to sex, us monsters can just change our sex easily, so there's no problem.

Wanna have someone suck your dick even though your a girl? Boom, penis

Wanna eat your mans pussy? Boom, vagina

wanna have kids even though you're gay man? Boom, vagina

Wanna know if your female partner is actually cumming? Boom, penis

Wanna be trans instantly? Boom, sex changeeeee"

"Horror, I don't know how to say this but I think you should go to a mental hospital for a bit-"

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Horror: Boo Doopie doo

Lust: no

Horror: :(

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Cross: does this shirt make me look fat?

Nightmare: you can't be fat, you're a skeleton

Cross: DOES IT MAKE ME LOOK FAT THO-

Nightmare: no?

Cross: *sOb* YOU'RE LYING AREN'T YOU, YOU THINK IM FAT-

Nightmare: no, babe, you're not fat-

Cross: YOURE FAT SHAMING ME *:'(*

Nightmare: wHat? You literally can't be fat-

Cross: ARE YOU SAYING ITS BAD TO BE FAT?

Nightmare: well it's bad for your health most of the time-

Cross: SO IM FAT?

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Cross: BITCH DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY, CAUSE YOU AINT WANNA SEE ME WHEN IM ANGRY

Nightmare: he's serious, you don't wanna see him when he's angry, he starts speaking Spanish and shit-

Horror: lol whatever- bring it oh

Cross: HOLA, SOY DORA-

Horror: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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~ that's all for now lady's and gents and tents and vents and cents and-