Conversation 1

Sans: hello

Papyrus: HELLO SANS!

Sans: it's me

Papyrus: I THINK I JUST ESTABLISHED THAT...

Sans: i was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

Papyrus: ...SANS WE LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE

Sans: to go over everything

Papyrus: SANS WHAT ARE YOU-?

Sans: they say time's supposed to heal ya

Papyrus: WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

Sans: but i ain't done much healing

Papyrus: WAIT A SECOND...

Sans: hello

Papyrus: IS THIS SOME SORT OF SONG??

Sans: can you hear me?

Papyrus: I AM LOOKING THIS UP.

Sans: i'm in california dreaming of who we used to be

Papyrus: SANS WHY ARE YOU SINGING ADELE LYRICS?!?!

Sans: oh hey pap

Papyrus: WHY WERE YOU SINGING ADELE LYRICS SANS???

Sans: uh i don't remember doing that

Papyrus: *screaming*

Conversation 2

Frisk: Hey Sans

Sans: what is it, kid?

Frisk: Knock knock

Sans: come in

Frisk has left the chat.

Conversation 3

Papyrus: SANS DID YOU SEE IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT!!!

Sans: there "snow" way

Papyrus: SANS DONT START

Sans: i'm sorry if these puns "sleigh" you

Papyrus: SANS!

Sans: don't "slip up" while you're working on puzzles

Papyrus: -_-

Sans: are you annoyed?

Papyrus: YES.

Sans: that should come as no surpr"ice"

Papyrus: IM DONE

Conversation 4

Chara: why am I still your contact

Sans: because it's sometimes "knife" to talk to you

Chara: DONT YOU DARE START THAT PUN SHIT WITH ME

Sans: sorry kid i'm just feeling so "act"acked right now

Chara: get out