So u r wolkn n al*spit* calls you n she b liek "h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi k bai" n she hunged up

Den u wolk into metajohn tv show "WELCOME TO HECKS KITCHEN NOW COOK A ICE CREAM OH U HAVE NO ICE CREAM FAQ U DEN" n den he wuz about to RKO u but al*spit* called n wuz liek "no plz" den metajohn wuz liek "k" n he don RKO u

Den metajohn cuz he 2fab4u had a news show "WELCOME TO NEWS IN FLORIDA TODAY THERE IS A 69% CHANCE OF BOMS" n u exploded but al*spit* heels u