Bad Muffin
"Muffin girl," A voice makes her freeze and tense, looking back to see the living doll.
"G-Good morning Mr. Kid... C-Can I help you with something?" She asks. The doll nods and sits down at a table.
"Get me some breakfast... Extra muffins," He rumbles. Skyra gives a nod and briskly goes and gets a tray.
"You really going to be his servant?" Law growls, making her jump. Skyra glances at him as she loads the tray.
"I'm to hurt and weak to run from him for saying no," She points out pausing at the muffins she looks back at Kid to find the doll watching her. She raises three fingers in question and he smirks with a nod. "Cerberus, any of these er... Spiked?" She asks. Cerberus sniffs.
"Avoid the first two rows," He says. Skyra nods and grabs the freshest muffins in the back before taking the tray to Kid.
"Here you go Mr. Kid," She murmurs quietly.
"Good, now get you some food and sit with us," He orders. Skyra pauses in confusion but does as he says and sits down in the only available seat at his table. She was rigid, sitting right next to the living doll and Killer. She starts to eat carefully. "I heard you got your ass kicked in a dungeon," Kid comments.
"I-I did," She admits, looking down. "Someone had to save Cerberus and me..." She murmurs.
"Really? Who would've done that?" He asks.
"I don't know... I wish I could've thanked them for saving Cerberus," She says with a small smile. He hums, reaching over for the muffin on her tray she swiftly grabs the muffin pouting at his hand. He glances at her face and chuckles, withdrawing his hand.
"You're funny, I think I'll keep you around," He muses, continuing to eat. Skyra blinks at him and shifts.
"You're going to kill me aren't you...?" She murmurs. He blinks and chuckles.
"Still thinking about it," He rumbles. Skyra blinks and takes a bite of her muffin.
"Skyra, I smell blinding potion," Cerberus speaks up just as she loses her sight.
"Nooo! Dammit! Who keeps tainting my muffins!?" Skyra gasps, tossing her muffin as Kid starts to laugh hysterically.
"Oh shit! You're hilarious!" He laughs, "You, just hit Ace with a muffin too!"
"I-I'm sorry!" Skyra calls blindly.
"Skyra, I'm not sure what to make of your luck," Killer comments. She blindly puts her hand on his shoulder.
"Killer, I have no luck, just a curse...." She murmurs with a pout.
"Okay, but why are you touching Kid?" He asks. Skyra blinks in blind confusion.
"Huh?"
"There may have been a disorientation potion in there as well," Cerberus tells her, making her swiftly retract her hand.
"S-Sorry!" She gasps as Kid starts to laugh even more.
"This is great!" He rumbles. Skyra pouts toward his voice.
"Why are you pouting at me?" Killer asks.
"Fucking potion..." She whines, bowing her head and somehow falling out of her seat. "ow..."
"Heh... hahahah! Killer, you go on ahead, I'll take muffin girl to class," Kid chuckles. As Skyra gets up wobbly, not sure where she was.
"Um okay, she has Doflamingo for homeroom.... Have fun Sky," Killer chuckles. Wait, Kid was gonna take her to class? Skyra gets to her feet suddenly, only to fall over again.
"Dammit!" She gasps. She could hear Kid laughing close by.
"Can you even walk like that?" He inquires.
"It's fine, I can crawl fast," She says, crawling into a chair, making him laugh louder.
"I don't think that's gonna do you any good Muffin girl," He chuckles.
"I hate my life..." She mutters. She feels a hand grasp her uninjured arm and help her to her feet. She stiffens at the cold hand. "Who-"
"If you're late to class Doflamingo might make this permanent," Kid snickers.
"Kid?" She murmurs in surprise.
"Follow my instructions Muffin Girl, I'll get you to class," He chuckles, releasing her arm. "Three steps to the right," He says. Skyra does so and walks into a table. Kid chuckles, "Okay... That was your left.... This is going to take us a while..."
Well, at least he's trying to help.... I think....
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