Title: Our Little Hero

Anime: One Punch Man Punch One idfk

A/N: bet you weren't expecting this blasphemy. Surprise word to your mother who is probably a very nice lady and could kill me haha.

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At first when you had gotten the news from your doctor that you were pregnant, you were extremely happy. You were overjoyed to know that you were going to be having the child of your husband, Saitama, but more so happy because your child was a symbol of yours and Saitama's love.

You carefully walked home from the doctors and walked into your apartment. Saitama was siting in front of the TV like always and turned his head towards you once he heard the door shut.

"Oh. You're home." You quickly sat your bag on the floor and plopped yourself in Saitama's lap.

"What is it?" Saitama plainly asked as he looked down at you. You smiled and leaned your head against his chest. You said quietly,

"You're going to be a daddy Sai." Saitama stared at you, not processing the words in his mind.

"Oh yeah I'm going to be a dad." He then thought to himself and looked down at you.

"Huh?" You could feel his heart quicken. You sat up and took his hands into yours, softly placing them on your clothes stomach.

"That's our little baby growing in there Sai. Our little hero." You teared up as the words left your lips. Saitama looked down at your stomach and then back at you.

"Oh."

"OH?!" You screamed back in anger at his simple response. He just found out he was going to be a father and his response was oh?!

You got yourself off of him and asked,

"Is that really all you're going to say?" Saitama looked up at you and said,

"Yeah. I'm not flamboyant with my emotions. (Y/N) I'm happy we're having a baby, it's a symbol of our love right?" He then turned back to watch whatever show he was watching. You stood there looking at him with a smile on your face. You understood what he meant and you were overjoyed with what he had said. He really did care, despite his inability to show it.

(Time Skip to Due Date)

You laid on the hospital bed, screaming and grunting as the various nurses and doctors urged you to push and breathe. You did everything you could to make that baby come out, but your husband wasn't helping much.

Saitama was simply sitting on a chair, staring at the scene before him. His face was blank. Nothingness. You growled at that.

"SAITAMA YOU BALD SHITHOLE GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR SPERM BABY!" Saitama got up and walked over to you. He grabbed onto your hand and said,

"Ahh..sorry about that..I just didn't know what to do. And you know at one time I wasn't bal-" "SHUT UPPPAHHHHH!!!" You screamed and squeezed his hand as you felt the babies body force out of you. You gasped and relaxed as you finally felt all the pressure leave you.

Not seconds later did you hear the miraculous sound of the babies cry. Saitama went down and clipped the umbilical cord like he was suppose to before the nurse wrapped the baby in its blanket and laid it on your chest.

"Congratulations, it's a boy." You smiled and went to turn to Saitama, when tears hit the side of your shirt.

Saitama, the emotionless Saitama, was staring at you and your new born son with tears falling down his face like a waterfall. He laughed slightly as he cried and said,

"Who knew I could cry like that. I haven't..I didn't even know I could cry. Thank you (Y/N)..for giving birth to my little hero. No. Our little hero." You smiled and kissed Saitama on the lips before you looked down at your newborn.

"Hero..I like it. Welcome to the world, Hero. We love you very much." You kissed your sons head and knew that from there on out it would be you, Saitama, and your little hero.

A/N: *plays smallest violin* I wish I was good. Won a grand. Going to get pictures taken tomorrow. Great.