Spinelpaw: I'm younger.
Jadepaw: I'm older.
Spinelpaw: I'm taller.
Jadepaw: I'm shorter.
Spinelpaw: I'm smarter.
Jadepaw: I'm... not falling for that!

Starpaw: Can the sarcasm.
Kelppaw: Please. I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

Spinelpaw: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.
Jadepaw: Just today you were crying about snakes.
Spinelpaw: They don't have any arms!

Fadedstar: You're stupid.
Starpaw: That's it?
Fadedstar: Give it time. It'll eat at you.
[later]

Starpaw: Hey, am I stupid?
Kelppaw: Yeah, a little.
Starpaw: Darn him.

h00man au time!

Kylee (h00man!Kindlepaw): Wait, you'd take a bullet for me?
Andrew (h00man!Mr. Puffles): I would do anything for you.
Andrew: Except eat a cucumber. Those things are nasty.
(hc: all of the PaC!h00man!gang hate cucumbers)

Sparrow (when meeting Fahrid): How tall are you?

Fahrid: Height is a social construct.

Sparrow: So you're short.

Sawyer: *is playing out of tune on the guitar*
Kendall (h00man Kelppaw): Hey, you take requests?
Sawyer: Sure!
Kendall: Please stop.

Kerry (h00man Crowberry): You've been really stressed so I thought I would take you for a spa day, just you and me.
Chara (h00man Cardinalstar): A what day?
Kerry: A spa day.
Chara: What is this word "spa?" I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say "spaghetti?" Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

Fahrid: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns: in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!