1. Call him a marimo (moss head)

2. Tell him sanji is stronger .

3. Color his room green .

4. Hide his swords .

5. Play samurai with his swords .

6.tell him nice 'dress' hes wearing .

7. Hold his katana and yell "BANKAI!"

8. Give him a moss ball floating in a bottle filled with water .

9. Cut something up and write "zoro was here " with green . Extra point if you cut sanjis stuff .

10. Tell him sanjis hotter.

11. Give him sweets (he hates sweets)

12. Be loud around him .

13. Call him a lazy ass .

14. Yell "marines are here" when hes taking a nap .

15. Tell him a woman can be a better swordsman than him .

16. Invite perona over .

17. Drink all the sakei .

18. Hide his sakei .

19. Imitate him using three sticks .

20. Tell luffy zoro has meat .

21. Watch luffy annoy the hell out of him .

22. Put pink stuff in his laundry , watch all his clothes become pink .

23. Call sanji over and laugh at his pink clothes .

24. Pour hot chilli sauce in his sakei bottles .

25. Watch him burn and instead of water give him soda .

26. Watch him burn more and take pictures of him .

27. Take embarrassing pictures of him and blackmail him .

When he's sleeping ,

28. draw on his face .

29. Give him a makeover .

30. Polish his nails .

31. Diy his hair pink .

32. Hide his bandana .

33. Cosplay as him and make someone else cosplay as sanji .

34. Propose to the sanji cosplay and be lovey-dovey with them .

35. Tell him you ship him with sanji .

36. Tell sanji he was mean to you and watch them fight .

37. Tell nami zoro stole her money .

38. write an embarrassing love letter and send it to sanji , signing zoros name . (Useing pervy things +1 point)

39. Do the letter thing with other crew members .

40. Tell mihawk zoro said he's got a nice ass .

41. Tell perona zoro his her stuffed animals and watch them fight .

42. Ask perona to use her negative hollows on him and record it .

43. Smack him on the face with green cake frosting . Dont forget to take pics .

44. When hes laying on the grass step on him and say "sorry I thought you were grass"

45. Tell him his swordsmanship is lame .

46. Say he can never be the best swordsman .

47. Say pervy things around him .

48. Ask if he and sanji are a 'thing'

49. Write "zoro is homo" everywhere signing his name .

50. Hide his belt (that green thing around his waist)

51. Show him zosan pics .

52. Show him zolu pics .

53. Tell him he's got a nice ass

54. Whistle when hes shirtless or changing .

55. Lock him and sanji in a room for a day .

56. Lock him and luffy in aroom for a day and make sure luffy smells meat .

57. Tell him he sucks as a pirate and a swordsman .

58. Say mihawk is disappointed in him .

59. Lock him and perona in a room .

60. Lock him and buggy in a room .watch him try to cut buggy off .

61. Lock him and pica in a room and make pica sing .

62. Tell trebol zoro likes it when hes too close and watch trebol stick to him .

63. Pour water on his pants .

64. Laugh and claim he has peed his pants .

65. Make him give you a piggyback ride .

66. Stuff an stuffed animal in his pocket , take it out in front of everyone (if mihaeks there +1 point) and embarrass him .

67. Dirty his swords .

68. Put sticks instead of his swords .

69. In front of everyone tell him "zoro you really did it last night.... im still sore" and watch the chaos .

70. Tell him hes short .

71. Ask if hes gay/asexual .

72. Tie his hair in pig tails .

73. Blow smoke In his face .

74. Whenever hes close to sanji yell "get a room" . then run like hell cuz they'll kill you .

75. Call him a crybaby .

76. Be clingy .

77. follow him around all day and talkvery loud so your throat hurts in the end of the day .

78. Pretend that you're going to change your clothesin front of him .

79. Make him listen to a story borsalino ( kizaru) is telling .

80. Ask bonney to turn him into a kid .

81. Run into the room holding a bunch of moss and yell "I found your family!!"

82. Ask if he and monet are related .

83. Walk on grass and scream "nooo I stepped on zoro!!!" When he tells it wasn't him claim that you couldn't tell them apart .

84. Be very loud when hes asleep .

85. Use him as a pillow .

86. Call him lost child marimo .

87. Tell him his sence of direction sucks .

88. Make him enter a maze .

89. Make him listen to usopp and luffy sing .

90. When hes training distract him .

91. Glue him to the chair .

92. Cut one of the ropes of his hammock and seeit tear apart as he lays on it .

93. Tell him hes so heavy the hammock broke apart .

94. Ask law to feed him the "chibi potion"

95. Aak law to shamble sanji and zoro .

96. Ask Dellinger to ask zoro out .

97. Ask diamante to turn zoros swords into flags .

98. Give him a green underwear for his birthday .

99. Pour oil in the ground and make him trip . Make sure sanji is there and laugh at him .

100. When hes asleep throw him into the sea .

101. Repeat all numbers .

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Might add more if something comes to my mind .if you have any ideas comment it please :)

Hope you enjoyed~♡