Once upon a time in San Francisco, Panda took his cubs to the mall to buy a birthday present for Zelda. "Now, listen, cubs, we are here to buy a birthday present for Mommy," said Panda. "Can we split up?" asked Paisley. "Okay, we'll meet at the food court for lunch." The cubs nodded their heads as they ran off leaving Panda to order a large cup of berry bubble tea. Twenty minutes later, the Cubs came back empty-handed. "That was fast," said Panda. "What happened?" "Well, Daddy we've decided that we want to record a CD for Mom's birthday," said Daisy. "That's a great idea, Daisy!" said Panda. "Cool, Dad! Let's go!" said Paisley pulling Panda by the arm. "Oh, you kids go and have fun! I'm going to sit here and drink my berry bubble tea." "But Dad, the man at the record store said that we can't record anything without a parent or guardian's present," said Paisley. "You kids have to wait until I finish drinking my bubble tea," said Panda sipping his drink. "You have to come with us now, Daddy," said Holly grabbing Panda's drink. "If you don't come with us right now, we're going to tell everyone here at the mall that you sleep with a long pillow named Miki Chan!"

Twenty minutes later...

"Hello, sir! My kids would like to record a CD for their mom's birthday," said Panda. "Splendid!" said the recording manager. "I'm DJ Skips: Record producer /former manager of teen heartthrobs New Kids Around The Corner!" "I've never heard of them. Who are they?" asked Panda. "Dad, New Kids Around The Corner are a music group from Ireland!" said Holly giving Panda a poster of four teenagers. "That's Scott Jon, Steve, and Danny." "They're also Mommy's favorite band! Oh I wish I could get their autograph!" said Daisy. "Alright kids, what are your names, and what songs are you going to sing?" asked DJ Skips. "My name is Paisley and I'm going to sing Personality," said Paisley. "Great, just step inside the recording booth and sing your heart out, kid!" said DJ Skips. Paisley took a deep breath and sang this song.

Personality by Lloyd Price
Sung by Paisley Panda.

Over and over
I tried to prove my love to you
Over and over
What more can I do?

Over and over
My friend says I'm a fool
But over and over
I'll be a fool for you

Cause you got
P! Personality!
E! Personality!
R! Personality!
S! Personality!
O! Personality!
N! Personality!
A L I T Y oh my!

So over and over
Oh, I'll be a fool for you
Now over and over
What more can I do?

Cause you got
P! Personality!
E! Personality!
R! Personality!
S! Personality!
O! Personality!
N! Personality!
A L I T Y oh my!

So over and over
Whoa, I'll be a fool for you
Now over and over
What more can I do?

Over and over
I said that I love you
Over and over, honey
Now it's the truth

Over and over
They still say I'm a fool
But over and over
I'll be a fool for you

Cause you got
P! Personality!
E! Personality!
R! Personality!
S! Personality!
O! Personality!
N! Personality!
A L I T Y oh my!

So over and over
Whoa, I'll be a fool for you
Now over and over
What more can I do?

When Paisley finished singing
the record producer said, "That song was awesome, little lady! Lloyd Price will be proud!" "Who's Lloyd Price asked Paisley. "He's the singer that sang Personality!" said Skips. "Never heard of him," said Paisley sipping her water bottle.
DJ Skips shook his head and said, "Next!"
"Hi, my name is Andrew and I'm going to sing Achy Breaky Heart," said Andrew.
"Cool just step inside the recording booth and sing your heart out!" said DJ Skips.

Andrew took a deep breath and sang this song.

Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus sung by Andrew Panda

You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes when I'm gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone
You can tell my arms go back to the farm
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you anymore

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man, ooh

You can tell your ma and pa I moved to Arkansas
You can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can tell my lip
He never really liked me anyway
Or tell your sister Louise, tell anything you please
I already know I'm not okay
Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
It might be walking out on me today

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man, ooh

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man, ooh-ooh!

When the song was over, the record producer said, "That was a great song, little man! Billy Ray Cyrus will be proud!" "Who's Billy Ray Cyrus?" asked Andrew. "He's a country singer that sang Achy Breaky Heart!" said Skips. "Never heard of him," said Andrew sipping his water bottle. DJ Skips shook his head and said, "Next!"

"Hi, my name is Noah and I'm going to sing Nowhere Man," said Nikki. "Fabulous! Just step inside the recording booth and sing your heart out!" said DJ Skips. Noah took a deep breath and sang this song.

Nowhere Man by The Beatles sung by Noah Panda

He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody

Doesn't have a point of view
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

Nowhere Man, please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command

He's as blind as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
Nowhere, Man, can you see me at all?

Nowhere Man, don't worry
Take your time, don't hurry
Leave it all till somebody else lends you a hand

Doesn't have a point of view
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

Nowhere Man, please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command

He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody!

When the song was over, the record producer said, "That was a great song, dude! Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr will be proud!" "Who's Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr?" asked Noah. "They are the two remaining Beatles that sang Nowhere Man!" "Never heard of them," said Noah sipping his water bottle. DJ Skips shook his head and said, "Next!" "Hi, my name is Daisy and I'm going to sing Dancing Queen," said Daisy. "Awesome just step inside the recording booth and sing your heart out!" said DJ Skips. Daisy took a deep breath and sang this song.

Dancing Queen by Abba sung by Daisy Panda

You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene
Digging the dancing queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for a place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
The night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene
Digging the dancing queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave 'em burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene
Digging the dancing queen

Digging the dancing queen!

When the song was over the record producer said, "That was a great song, sweetie! ABBA will be proud!" "Who's ABBA?" asked Daisy. "They were a musical group that sang Dancing Queen," said DJ Skips. "Never heard of them," said Daisy sipping her water bottle. DJ Skips slapped his forehead and said, "Next!"
"Hi, my name is Adam and I'm going to sing All I Need," said Amber. "Splendid! Just step inside the booth and sing your heart out!" Amber took a deep breath and sang this song.

All I Need by Jack Wagner sung by Adam Panda

Kissing you was not what I had planned
And now I'm not so sure just where I stand
I wasn't looking for true love
But now you're looking at me
You're the only one I can think of
You're the only one I see

All I need
Is just a little more time
To be sure of what I feel
Is it all in my mind
It seems so hard to believe
That you're all I need

Yes, we've indeed all been hurt before
But it doesn't seem to matter anymore
It may be a chance we're taking
But it always comes to this
If this isn't love we're making
Then I don't know what it is

All I need
Is just a little more time
To be sure of what I feel
Is it all in my mind
It seems so hard to believe

All I need
Is just a little more time
To be sure of what I feel
Is it all in my mind
It seems so hard to believe
That you're all I need

No stars are out tonight
But we're shining our light
And it's never felt so bright
Cause girl the way I'm feeling
It's easy to believe
That you're all I need

Ah

You're all I need

Oooooh ah

When the song was over, DJ Skips said, "Awesome, Yo! Jack Wagner will be proud!" "Who's Jack Wagner?" Adam asked. The record producer shook his head and said, He's a musician and actor who sang All I Need!" "Never heard of him," said Adam sipping her water bottle. DJ Skips slapped his forehead and said, "I'm going out for a lunch break. I'll be back in one hour." When DJ Skips left the store, Panda took his kids to the food court and had lunch. Panda ordered a large cheese pizza and soft drinks. As Panda was about to take a bite of his pizza, Mindy began to cry. Panda took Mindy out of the stroller and checked her diaper. "Oh my goodness, Mindy," said Panda grabbing the diaper bag. "What has mommy been feeding you?!" He went to the ladies restroom and changed Mindy's diaper. When Panda came back from the restroom with Mindy, all of his other children were gone. But there was a note on the table that read: Dear Daddy got tired of waiting. Went to the recording studio. Love, Paisley, and the Cubs.

Panda put Mindy in her stroller sat down, and ate his pizza. "I'm going to ground your brothers and sisters for eternity, Mindy," said Panda. Mindy laughed which made Panda smile.

To be continued