(Normal = me, Bold = Cyber)

Now I think I mentioned this in a comment but I once punched cyber square in the jaw.

It f*cking hurt like h*ll! I went nearly unconscious because of that blow! She punches like a d*mn boxer!

Anyway, The reason is easy...I was scared sh*tless. Here's the whole story. I was in my room, playing Five Nights at Freddy's 4 on my brothers laptop...at 12 in the morning. Now in hindsight that was really stupid but I did it because it was a dare from Cyber. I never turn down a dare so naturally I accepted, without our parents knowing of course. I have a huge fear of jumpscares so it took all my self-control not to scream. What I didn't know was that-

-I was going to scare her while she played because I'm an a$$. While she was paranoid as all h*ll about those creepy Mini-Freddy's on the bed, I snuck up on her.

If you guys are wondering why I didnt hear Cyber, it was because I was too d*mn focused on the breathing. I was on night 3 so I was really focused.

So I was really close to her, and with a grin I shook her. Then fast as the f*cking flash, she spun around and punched me. It was such a hard blow that I fell onto the floor.

You see, unlike normal people who probably sh*t their pants, my reaction whenever someone scares is to immediately punch them. Trust me, I've done it a lot to my brothers who are all little sh*ts.

When I finally stopped being dizzy, I asked her why the h*ll she punched me. She answered in a very pissed tone-

"You scared me". After what I said, I went back to the laptop, only to be jumpscared by Nightmare Bonnie. I f*cking hate that d*mn bunny!

We went to sleep after that, afraid our parents were gonna wake up. Apparently Dj was angry-

That is the understatement of the century, I was extremely pissed.

As I was saying, she wanted to get me back. While Dj can sleep for 4 hours and be completely refreshed, I can sleep for 12 hours and still be h*lla tired. So when I was sleeping-

I took a big bucket of grape juice and dumped it on her.

Not only was it cold but it was juice, so all my clothes were wet and sticky. I never messed with Dj after that.

Ahhhh, Revenge is sweet >:D