...No explanation....it's funnier this way :D

Me: *casually watching Basicallyidowrk* 

Mom: *barges in the room* Okay DJ you have to go to a party

Me: Wait what...uh why?

Mom: All the girls are going so you have to as well

Me: *eye twitches, is silently triggered* Hell no! That's gonna be so awkward

Mom: You have your cousin (Not Cy) that you can talk to!  

Me: *deadpans* Mom, we are both socially awkward...that's why we talk to each other

Mom: you were talking a lot at your aunts house!

Me: We were talking about when we were going to leave....

Mom: you have no choice, all the girls are going!

Me: *is silently triggered again* Mo-

Talz (mah bro): Mom, Dj identifies as a guy

Mom and Me: *stare at him*

Me: Did I tell him? No i don't think so? what the fuck?

Pie (mah other bro): Yeah, I mean she ain't remotely girly

Bronze (another bro): *holds up a finger* She doesn't care about fashion-

Pie: *coughs* or hygeine *coughs*

Me: *glares at him* Bitch...

Bronze: *holds up another finger* and need i remind you of the 'baby incident'?

Me: *mumbles* thats why you shouldn't trust me with a baby...

Fire (hey look, its another bro!): dude, you were gonna drop your nephew...

Me: I never held a baby before okay?!

Mom: *sighs* fine! but you have to eat the (Shit fuck crap what do you call it in English?!) Minced meat i made! And one whole (The hell do you call this in English as well?!) peeta bread! 

Me: DEAL!

Mom: well I'm leaving, hold down the fort boys! *leaves*

Me: *snorts* the forts gonna burn down....

The bros: HEY!

A few hours later!

Bronze: Dj time to eat!

Me: *groans* im not hungry thoughhhhh

Pie: Dude, you're rarely ever hungry.

Fire: yeah, one time all you ate was cereal and you still weren't hungry even on the next morning!

Me: your point is?

Talz: *playing CoD MW (dah original)* You have to eat dumbass

Me: Okay okay sheesh...

Bronze: after that you can have your daily dose of blood

Me: *perks up* Rooh Afza? (if you know what this is, *finger guns* You awesome!)

Bronze: *nods*

Me: OUTTA THE WAY BITCHES! *runs out the door*

Fire: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!

Me: WHATEVER!

Fire: HURRY THE HELL UP TOO SO WE CAN PLAY ZOMBIES!

Me: SHAOLIN SHUFFLE?

Fire: WE WILL FINISH THIS DAMN EASTER EGG!

Me: WITH THE POWER OF PAM!

Fire: HELL YEAH!

Just a normal day :D