From the meme from yesterday/this morning. (Will be updated if more questions are answered)

Favorite Line of Narration: 

                 "He was a merchant by trade, and so was inclined to wander. This, he knew, was merely a story; it didn't matter what brought him here or what had led up to this moment. The fact was that he was here, and that there must be some reason for it, or else he wouldn't have wandered this way."

Though a shout-out goes to this line, too. It's technically dialogue, but still. Let me show off how proud I am of sounding like the Judge (plus I get excited any time I get to use the word "chimeric"):

"The city you see before us is gripped by a vicious monarch. This king has stepped beyond his role, enforcing an iron reign so vindictive and paranoid that any who dare question him is executed with exceptional swiftness. None may leave, few may enter, and the denizens of this miserable husk of a kingdom live in constant fear.

"Indeed, the very wickedness of his actions have rendered his visage horrifically similar to a frog. Outside of his dominion, he is referred to as the "Toad King," a moniker that will send his majesty into a fit of rage so chimeric that any that dare encounter him are instantly annihilated, without regard for their station or innocence."