This FINALLY is for a lot of things:

1. REN FAIRE IS OVER. I can now stop sewing until October.

2. SCHEDULE IS BACK ON TRACK. A "War to Science" update is currently being written, and I'll be bouncing back onto the dramatic readings this weekend.

3. I HAVE A VOICE FOR GASTER: MARK RYLANCE. (His speech starts at 1:55; Wattpad won't let me start it there.) So, if you were wondering what I hear whenever I write, imagine a more stilted, hesitant version of Mark Rylance (who is really a phenomenal actor. I highly recommend "Bridge of Spies" if you have the slightest inkling of interest in the Cold War).

(Also, for all Gaster (or the narration) goes on and on about how terrible his voice is, it really isn't bad at all. But he can't stand that he sounds so different from Monsters, so he thinks his voice is the worst thing ever.)