Requested by Midnightkitty666

I felt the random urge to do a maid oneshot.
I'm actually pretty proud of the way the art turned out though!

Random note: I headcanon that only Classic calls Fell Red.
(Although this time he'll be calling him Master~),

Classic: Omega
Fell/Red: Alpha

Classic: Italics
Fell/Red: Bold
Anyone else: Underlined

+~Classic's Pov~+

It was going great.

I had started a party at the AU household, and everyone who was invited came.

Even Fell...

Did I ever tell you that I had like- the biggest crush on this edgy-ass ball of fluff that smelled of mustard?
Probably not.
I was pretty sure of the feeling not being mutual though... With my luck, the guy could be straight.
That's why I've never told him.
The fear of being laughed and told off, from what I knew Underfell wasn't a very tolerating place.

"Hey Classic, me and a few others are startin' a game of Truth or Dare, wanna join?"

I'd turn over my skull to see the man himself, looking me down as he asked me.

"O-oh... Hey Red- and sure! I'd love to!"

We were good friends, and I wouldn't want to ruin that by telling him how I felt about him.

"Good, come follow me, s' over by the couch"

I'd look over to see Outer, Sci, Cross, Dream, Killer and Nightmare (Passive form btw) sitting around in a circle with two spaces reserved for Fell and me. I'd waltz over, following Fell and sitting by him. I'd see Dream's face light up for seemingly no reason as I sat by Fell, but the edgelord gave him a glare and he calmed down. I noticed that Fell had sat on a cardboard box, definitely something in it, as it did not collapse under him.

"So! Now that Classic's here we can start off! How about... Sci!" Dream would say as he pointed to Sci.

"Truth or Dare!"

" Uhhh... How about... Dare. " Sci would say with a confident look on his face.

"Hmmm... I dare you to.... Kiss Outer." Dream had a smug look on his face as he looked over at Sci and Outer.

Both Sci and Outer's face were a blushing mess, Sci's a light blue and Outer having a blueish-purple to his face.

Sci would slip off his glasses and grab the sleeves of Outer's jacket, giving the Starry-eyed Sans a quick peck before shoving his face into his sweater that he had underneath his lab coat

Both of what they said was intelligible as they shoved their flushed faces into their articles of clothing.

"OhmygodyasishIPITT!" Killer would squeal.

"F-fine... Are you happy now?" Sci would sputter.

" You still need to ask another person" Dream would say as he glanced at me and Fell's direction.

"Hmmm... Nightmare. Truth or Dare?" Sci would ask Nightmare, whom promptly answered

"Dare. I'm not a scaredy cat."

" I dare you to kiss Killer"

"Pfft! Easy! Jokes on you, we're already a thing!" Nightmare would grab Killer's skull and deliver a firm smooch.

" Oh wow- never knew. "

"Well- it's good you two are a thing, you both seem passionate about it."

Cross would just have a smug look as he'd scan the action whilst sipping away on a box of chocolate milk. He looked as if he knew exactly what was going to happen.

"Cross, Truth or Dare?" Nightmare would ask the living Oreo.

" Seeing as all the dares so far include smooching someone's face, I'll pick truth. "

"Is it true that you've got the hots for my brother?" Nightmare would give Cross a smug look.

Cross, obviously surprised by the question, spat out the chocolate milk he had as his face blushed purple.

"HUBDEUHCEUBUDBODHUIBUBCUBOSIU maybe..." Cross shoved his face into his scarf, more intelligible noises being heard, thus drowning out the answer.

"Hey. You still gotta ask someone." Nightmare would remind him.

" mmk how about... Outer. Truth or dare. " Cross seemed to be thinking.

"Uhhh... Truth."

"Is it true that your Grillby's face is round and blue?" Odd question, but okay-

" Oh! Yes, in fact it is! Due to no gravity up in space, flames appear round and blue! At first I thought he was a cloud of spacedust " Huh. Ya learn something new everyday.

"Huh. Cool." Cross would munch on a chocolate bar.

"Okay! Now for... Fell! Truth or Dare?"

" Pfft, Dare, obviously. " Fell would start using my skull as an armrest as he sat upon his cardboard box throne.

"I dare you to default dance to your theme while singing Despacito in shades." Outer would giggle to himself as he said this.

I saw Fresh and Epic sneaking a peek from behind a recliner. Those little memelords.

"Will do." Fell whipped out his phone, connected it to a speaker and flipped on some shades.

He'd tie his leather jacket to his waist as for it to not get in the way. Standing straight up in a T-Posing position, some hella edgy Megalovainia would play thru the speaker.

"DES"

"PA"

"CI-TO"

Right after that, he proceeded to default dance on loop as his theme played in the background and he spat out a bunch of Spanish lyrics.

By the end of it, everyone was laughing hysterically and a few had recorded it.

"PFfT HAHHHAHHA OHMYGOD YES THIS IS GOING STRAIGHT INTO VERSETUBE" (Multiverseal youtube)

"Aaaand now for the last guy who hasn't been asked yet. Classic!"

"H-huh? Oh... Yea-"

"Truth or Dare!" Fell would have the biggest grin on his face.

"Uh.. Dare."

" YES- YES FINALLY"

"I dare you to change into the outfit in the box. And I mean every. Bit. Of. It."

Oh.. so there was an outfit in the box. Shouldn't be too hard, right?

"Ok.. Doesn't seem too hard, lemme take it into my room and change."

Fell would ever so happily hand me the box as I made my way upstairs and closed the door behind me.
I'd open up the box to see... a... Maid outfit?
No no no, this had to be wrong-
.
.
.
It had my name on it.
Shit.

I reluctantly slipped off the clothing I had on only to realize that the outfit had literally everything. It had black lace-ish panties.

"I'm gonna die because of this..."

I put on.
Everything.
To be fair, that's what Fell told me to do. I tied up the bow on the back and took a deep inhale, bracing for when I walked out.

Twisting the doorknob, I stepped out and gave a glare that said 'You dare make a single comment about my current appearance and life choices and I will pummel you into the wall' to anyone who caught themselves staring at me.
Walking over to the Truth or Dare circle, I'd see Fell whip his head around, and then right back. Huh.

"Red."

"Y-yeah?"

" I despise you in this current moment. "

"Fair enough..."

I'd notice he was ever so conveniently hiding his face with his hood.

"Whyyyy do you have your hood up?"

"Oh uH nO reasOn-"

I'd flip his hood down. His face was covered with a reddish tint, and he had struck a nosebleed.

"..."

He quickly grabbed my arm and we were both instantly teleported to the bed in his room. We were in a position sitting up. Fell yanked my arm, pulling my skull into his.

It took me a second to realize.

He was kissing me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

OHMYASGOREWHAT-

I mentally screamed to myself, soon returning the passionate smooch.

I could feel something graze against my bottom row of teeth.
It was his tongue.

~+Nobody's Pov+~

Classic would let his mouth open, Fell's tongue sliding inside. Classic, making no effort to stop him, let Fell explore every inch of his mouth. Moaning into the kiss, Classic would wrap his free arm around Fell's neck.

They'd both pull away for sweet air. Fell would unclip the spiked collar and chain from his neck, placing it onto Classic's.

"Red- what are you doi-"

He was cut off by Fell putting a finger to his mouth.

"Shh. You call me Master now."

"O-okay Re- Master..."

Fell would tug the chain and raise it, flicking down the collar of Classic's undershirt. He'd graze his sharp teeth against his neck, slipping his studded tongue out and searching for a certain spot. Finding it after not too long, an audible moan could be heard from Classic.

"Ah... There it is..."

Fell would dip down and start attacking the spot, nipping it and leaving a scar to show his newfound prize to be his only.

"A-aHn~ M-master!"

Fell, realizing there was no turning back now, slipped his coat and sweater off. His ribcage would be fully exposed, him only having his shorts and boxers on.

Oh, and his socks.

His shoes were left by the couch.

Classic would catch himself staring at the tent in Fell's shorts.
And with a snap of Fell's fingers, the undergarments would disappear.

"You like what you see?~"

Classic would flinch, a sudden realization that he had been looking at Fell's...
Little friend...

He'd manage to tear his eyes away, looking up at fell.

"U-uuhh..."

And with that, Fell pinned him to the back of the bed. Fell would sit up lowering Classic's skull down to his crotch.

"It ain't gonna suck itself, sweetheart."

"..."

Classic would hesitantly take in what he could of Fell's member, seeing as there wasn't really much of another choice in the current situation. Lifting up his hand, he'd jack off what he couldn't fit in his mouth.

"Mmn... mMF-"

Fell had began thrusting into Classic's mouth, soon pulling out of it, being tired of simple foreplay.

"Looks like you're ready to quit the horseplay, dont'cha think, sweetheart?~"

Fell would slide down, flicking up the skirt in which Classic would be wearing.

"Oh? Heh heh... you naughty little thing~"

Fell would see that Classic had indeed, put on everything that was given to him. He'd be wearing black-laced panties as an undergarment.

"S-shut up... You were the one who told me to put on everything..."

Fell would chuckle lowly, slipping them off of Classic. Positioning himself in front of Classic's entrance, he'd look up in a way questioning of he were sure he'd want to do this yet.

"Do... You actually want this yet? It's okay if ya dont-"

"I-I'm sure."

" If you say so... "

Fell would slowly push in, stopping every so often to let Classic adjust. After what had seemed like forever, Classic would lightly wrap his arms around Fell's neck, bucking his hips. Fell would respond by slowly going in and out of him. After a while, it would be blatantly obvious that Fell would be teasing him.

"Mmn.. M-master... go... f-faster... please..."

" Beg. "

"W-what?"

" I want to hear you beg for it. See if ya really deserve it. "

Fell would lightly tug the chain, purring into Classic's ear. (earhole? Skull?)

"P-please... faster- harder... Master"

"What's that? I can't hear ya sweetheart..."

"P-please! Faster! Mmn-"

"Can ya repeat that again?"

"PLEASE! JUST FUCK ME!"

"There we go..."

Fell would position Classic's legs up into his waist/pelvis.

"W-what are you doing-"

Fell would grin as he looked down at Classic, only moments after suddenly thrusting at a speed Classic never knew could be achieved. Then again, he's a virgin... err, was a virgin.

"A-ahN- mmNgH-"

Classic would wrap his legs around Fell's spine as he'd fill the room with moans.

It was music to Fell's nonexistent ears.

Fell would graze his hand down the back of the outfit, unzipping it and sliding it off of Classic. Tugging the chain in which was connected to the collar on Classic, Fell would pull him into a rough kiss whilst playing with his ribs. Classic would pull away for air, panting.

"M-master! I- mmn- I-I'm gonna-"

"Just let it out, sweetheart."

"mmNGH-"

Classic came over himself, Fell soon after pulling out as he came onto the sheet. He'd look down to see that Classic had passed out under him, snoring softly.

"Heh... guess I was a bit too hard on ya, eh?"

Fell would open the drawer by the bed, slipping into some pajamas whilst doing the same for Classic. Pulling up the covers, he'd feel Classic subconsciously cuddle up to him. Chuckling a bit, Fell would shift his body to be hugging him back.

"Love ya, Classic"

Classic would speak in a soft mumble.

"L-love you too... Red"

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Oookay that turned into a bit of a multiship at the start there-

I hope you enjoyed, the way it actually started out was just me browsing Pinterest and found a maid outfit, and had a random idea to draw it

Anyway, I've still got 3 more stories to write, so seeya when those get done ^w^