I thought it'd be fitting to start with the most famous prince in the world because why tf not? Besides, I feel like he's the least harmful prince out of all of them and has the least amount of flaws, which is probably problematic because, Y'know, Gary Stue and all.

Let's start, shall we?

So, we meet Prince Douchebag when he decides to throw a ball for the whole Kingdom because he rich and he can do that. But the thing about a ball is that it was originally made for rich people so...like...only rich people can afford all the preparations into going for the ball. But it's okay, all is well because Cinderella can alter her mother's dress so that it's more modern. But what about those who don't even have hand-me-down ball gowns and suits, huh? What. About. Them.

But poor people don't exist in fairytales unless they're the main character so we move on to the ball. Talking and stuff goes on until Cinderella enters fashionably late to the ball, because again why not? Being on time is boring anyways. The Prince sees her and decides to have his first dance with her because she's a MYSTERY. Plus she looks piping hot in that dress.

They have a whole conversation with each other that goes something like:

"Why's everyone staring at me?"

"Because... you're hot," the prince replied with a raspy voice.

And I honestly forgot the rest. But after all that dancing and conversation, they instantly fall in love, because, you know, DISNEY! (Please pay special attention to this sentence) But then, oh no! The clock strikes midnight and Cinderella has to go! She flees! The prince chases after her and just as she runs down the steps to the castle, her glass slipper slips off (pretty funny for shoes that are supposed to fit you perfectly, huh?).

She chooses not to go back for that one shoe, understandably because why in the world would she want the prince to find out she's poor and that magic exists (though it'd be pretty hard to explain how a servant girl managed to get glass slippers and an expensive looking ball gown without, y'know, showing him that magic exists, but whatever). The prince stumbles upon that one glass slipper and then...an epiphany hits him like a lightning bolt.

This ladies and gentlemen bring us to flaw number one.

1. The boy's a drunken idiot

Let me explain this more clearly. To make things easier on you, I'll separate this into two ideas.

One: Drunken

The so-called epiphany that hits him like a lightning bolt is to...wait for it...use the glass slipper to find the girl. Genius, right? But, wait, this is a girl that he says he's in love with (See above). Since he's so in love with her, he must be able to recognize her instantly. Couldn't he just, uhm, look for her? Unless he was drunk out of his mind or something that he couldn't even remember the face of the girl he danced with. But wait, if he couldn't remember her face, doesn't that mean he wouldn't t be able to remember most of the previous night? Is he sure he's even in love with this girl if he can't even remember her freaking face?

Two: Idiot

Okay, So let's say we went along with this stupid plan of his and used a glass slipper to find a girl. Are you telling me that in a kingdom filled with thousands of maidens, not even one girl would have the same shoe size as her? Really? Even I, who has freaking tiny feet let me tell you, has found one girl in my class who has the exact same shoe size as me. Ya wanna know why? Because, people, there are a limited range of foot sizes for girls and, by logic, that would mean that one shoe size could at least belong to a good size of maidens. So, clearly Prince Charming, you're utterly daft and don't know anything about shoe sizes.

But of course, this is a Disney Fairytale so there's an impossible solution to every problem. I'm pretty sure their explanation would be that the shoes are only made to fit her, and it shrinks whenever someone else tries to fit her (because magic). At least that's how I tried to justify it after six-year-old me read the book.

Welp. That's it. Nothing much else said about the stupidest prince in Disney history.