4. One Day Enchantment (Winter)
Winter: Hi, everyone!
Everyone but Winter and Turtle: *faints*
Winter: What's wrong? Is it something I said? I'm sorry!
Moon: Alright, Turtle, what did you do?
Turtle: *laughs hysterically and points at an armband around Winter's leg* I-I enchanted-*giggles*-that armband-*explodes into a fit of laughter*
Everyone but Turtle and Winter: TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Winter: What's going on?
Turtle: I used less of my soul by making it last only one day.
Moon: That's OK, I guess. *eyes Turtle warily*
Turtle: Stop giving me that look.
Moon: Fine. *doesn't stop*
Turtle: STOP THAT.
Moon: *continues*
Turtle: STOP THAT OR I WILL ENCHANT A BUNCH OF THINGS AND GO HOMICIDAL SO I CAN ACTUALLY KILL YOU.
Moon: *continues*
Turtle: Five... four... threeeeeee...
Moon: OK, OK, OK!!! You're just plain crazy. *stops*
Turtle: Finally. *turns away*
Moon: *starts again*
Turtle: I CAN SEE YOU AND YOU STILL HAVE ONLY THREE SECONDS.
Moon: *actually stops*
Winter: What's going on? Please tell me. Aren't we friends?
Qibli: *topples backwards* Gabifimit... *mumbles nonsense*
Winter: Qibli? Are you okay? Is something wrong?
Qibli: *topples over again just as he gets up* Fedyyyimple... *passes out*
-When Qibli is Conscious-
Qibli: TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! I'M GOING MAD!
Turtle: You were out for most the day. Just five minutes more...
Qibli: *sits as still as possible* (I don't even know why...)
Winter: Qibli? Are you okay? Why aren't you moving? Are you sick? Should I take you to the infirmary?
Qibli: *starts continuously banging head against the cave wall* HE- bang -IS- bang -DRIVING- bang -ME- bang -INSANE!!! -BANG!- OW.
-Five Minutes Later-
Winter: GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFNOWNOWNOWNOW!!!!!!!!
Turtle: It's powerless now, you know.
Winter: *continues screeching* DIETURTLEDIETURTLEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!! *lunges at Turtle*
Turtle: *tries flying but Winter pins him by the tail* SOMEONESAVEMEHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPSOMEBODYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Everyone except for Winter, Turtle, and Qibli (who passed out from banging his head on the wall too much): IT'S YOUR FAULT, SO YOU DEAL WITH IT!
Turtle: --------
Winter: DEATH MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Anemone: *appears out of nowhere* TURTLE! *uses animus powers*
Turtle: *grabs Anemone and squeezes her in a bone-crushing hug* ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUANEMONE!!!!!!!!
Anemone: Can't... breathe...
Turtle: *releases* PLEASEDON'TKILLMEAGAINWINTER.
Winter: *faints*
Oh, very mature Winter, veeeeery mature. You know, repeating bang so many times in my head makes it sound like it's not a word. Yeah, and Qibli, you shouldn't bang your head on the wall like that; you might get a concussion.
Qibli: Harumph. *starts grumbling inaudibly*
Well, hope you liked it! There's plenty more to come!
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