[Mara and Betty are walking down town, when Mara enters a bakery for a pastry,]

[Mint exits, walking besides Betty, oblivious to who she's with,]

Betty: Begone--

[Betty grips her by the waist and hoists her above her head,]

Betty: T H O T ! ! !

[Tosses her into oncoming traffic,]

∆∆∆∆

[Tasha is left with the children versions of her friends and sister, and was tasked to teach them maths.]

[Because they're dumb little shits,]

Tasha: If you have 19 bars of candy, and you give 9 away, how many bars of candy do you have?

Betty: Twenty Eight!

Tasha:

=={Later, that day,}==

TV: --A horrible accident occurred just 3 hours ago. The car had driven off of the road, breaking through the railing and into the ocean. No survivor was found.

Betty: [Shit eating grin,]

∆∆∆∆

[Turns out, she survived (unfortunately,) and came back to teach despite her better judgement telling her not to,]

Tasha: Let's try this again. If you have 19 bars of candy and a boy asks for 9 bars, how many bars of candy do you have left?

Mint: 19 candies.

Tasha: What if they take it by force?

Mint: 19 candies and a dead body.

∆∆∆∆

Tasha: Alright, you might be a little more easier to handle. If you have 19 bars of candy and give 9 to a boy, how many bars of candy do you have left?

Tulip: A friend.

∆∆∆∆

[Tulip has stolen an iPad from the store! They'd accidentally bumped into someone on the way in, and were forced to hide in the storage area,]

[The police, hot on their tail, are at the door,]

Police: OPEN UP!! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!!!!

Tulip: Oh shit, shit, shit!

[Without much thought, they stick themselves into the corner, just right next to the door,]

[Suddenly, the police kick down the door, swarming the storage closet, going nowhere near them,]

Police: Shit. Where did she go!?

[With nothing left to lose, they cover their face with the black iPad, literally can be seen,]

[One lazy bastard in particular, checks into the corner Tulip is hiding in, and SOMEHOW sees nothing,]

Dumbass: Shit, she gone! Let's check the store, she must of slipped out.

[The police exit the closet one by one, leaving behind a very confused Tulip,]

Tulip: What... What just happened..?

Tulip:

Tulip: Useless fucking maoris--

(Ridiculousness? Anyone?)

∆∆∆∆

[Betty is singing along perfectly to Hatsune Miku Fancium,]

[Mal and Tulip are singing along perfectly,]

Mouse: [Dancing/mimicking movement to Hatsune perfectly cause she don't sing,]

Mara: [Bobbing her head to song cause she don't know,]

Mint:

Mint: What kind of fucked up Cult is this?

∆∆∆∆

[It is date night, my dudes,]

Mint: Tulip! Get the fuck up, we're going out tonight!

[Tulip, who just wanted to sleep in tonight,]

Tulip: I don't wANT TO!

Mint: WE'RE GOING TO MCDONALD'S--

[Just barely, she can hear a loud thumping sound, alongside scuttering on hardwood floor,]

Tulip: Coming, bitch!

∆∆∆∆

Tulip: When I was a child, i wanted to be in the army.

Kaden: What happened?

Tulip: My cousin asked Siri if fat people were allowed to join.

Kaden: ...Shit, that's sad.

Tulip: He wanted to be a police officer, so I then asked Siri if a pasty white mongrel child could attend the academy.

Kaden:

Kaden: [Internally cackling,] Th-That's one way to say "fuck you" to someone--

{Yeah, I mean you, Franky, you bastard fuck--}

∆∆∆∆

[One day, Mint got annoyed at Tulip, so she swiped their phone,]

Tulip: Give me back my phone!

Mint: Why? Not like I've seen worse.

Tulip: well, I ain't stoppin' ya!

Mint: [Clicks on an app,]

Phone: Aaahhh~

Mint:

Me:

Mint:

Me:

God:

Mint: You're disgusting.

Tulip: Aw, thank you. I try!

∆∆∆∆

Song: I wanna be drunk when I wake up!

Kaden: Uugh, fuck this hangover-- [Stumbles and falls,] Fuck!

∆∆∆∆

[Texting,]

Kaden: I got Mara's presents. What about you?

Tulip: I got her pregnant as well

Mint:

Mint: You may wanna reread that last part

Kat: You did wHAT?!?!?!

∆∆∆∆

Mouse: [Exists,]

Pedo: You belong to me~!

Mouse: The fuck???

Pedo: I shall sweep you off your feet~

Mouse:

Mouse: I ' d    l i k e    t o    s e e    y o u   t r y.

∆∆∆∆

Tulip: Ok, but you should know I talk in my sleep.

Kaden: That shouldn't be a problem.

=={Later, that night,}==

[Tulip, happily asleep on the hardwood floor,]

[Kaden, on the mattress,]

Kaden, thinking: 'Didn't Tulip say they talked in their sleep?'

[Dead silence,]

Tulip:

Tulip: THE FITNESSGRAM™ PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES.

Kaden, being earraped:

∆∆∆∆

Child: Mumma, what's an orgasm?

Mint: I don't know, kid, I've never had one.

Tulip: [Cough,] [Cough,] lies [Cough,] [Cough,]

Mint: [Glaring Daggers at Tulip,]

∆∆∆∆

{One day, on a bid to collect Angel Light,}

Betty: May you let me pass, Guardian of Heaven?

Guard: Just a moment, wandering maiden. Do I know you?

Betty: Perhaps not, though I tend to travel in search of betterment, may'haps you've caught a glimpse of me, once. I wish only to seek refuge in this sanctuary, lest a holy creature such as yourself should deny but a mere commoner such a luxury?

Guard: Hmm. I would never, young maiden! Very well then. You may proceed to your destination.

[The holy gates open,]

Betty: A thousand blessings from the stars, kind angel!

[Betty leaves, entering the Heaven Realm,]

Guard:

Guard: Wait a moment,

Guard: [Stares, dumbfounded at the wanted poster plastered obviously at his side,]

Guard:

Guard: shit

∆∆∆∆

Betty: Ooh~ I got an A+! I hope my mothers get me that blue Birdy plush I've always wanted!

Tulip: Eh, it's not like it was hard. It was just stupid.

Betty:

Betty: Tulip, you got suspended, what in the hell--

∆∆∆∆

Betty: I, Bethany Marianna Parsons, Promise to forever always act like the saint that I was raised to be. To always act my age and to never talk filthy to others. To show proper manners and to show good faith and great kindness. Because I want to treat people how I want to be treated.

Mara: Bethany! How are you?

Betty: Ridemyfaceplease--

Mara: I--

∆∆∆∆

[School shall never be as exciting as fantasy:]

Some Student: Mrs. Kirby, why do you have the head of a bird?

Mint: Quiet boy, Fireball!

∆∆∆∆

Tulip: I have two loving parents, a great job, a warm home, and true, genuine friends. I honestly cannot ask for more.

Mara: [Enters the room wearing a maid dress,] How's this outfit?

Tulip:

Tulip: Matter of fact--

∆∆∆∆

Mara's Grandmother: Bah, that older grandchild of mine, disgusting little--

Tulip: Watch your tongue, Peasant.

Tulip: My tongue will wiggle waggle it's way into your granddaughters throat!

Tulip: [Rides off in a horse,]

∆∆∆∆

Mara: I am nothing but an innocent saint.

Door: You are not worthy~

Mara: What the...?

Door: Now take off your clothing, nice and slowly~

Mara: What in the fuck...?

Tulip, behind the door: And then tell me you love me~

Mara: [Kicks down door,]

∆∆∆∆

Mara, bending over to touch her toes: Just a little further..!

Tulip, Air thrusting behind her:

{Personally, I would never.}

∆∆∆∆

Mint: Tulip!

Tulip: What?!

Mint: Stop air thrusting my boyfriend!

Tulip: [Air trusting behind her boyfriend, who is bending over to touch his toes,]

Mint's boyfriend: [Oblivious,]

∆∆∆∆

Tulip: I will fight so that I can be gay!

Betty: I will fight for the one I was gay for!

Mal:

Mal: I live here.

∆∆∆∆

Tulip: Show me the prize, show me the gift. Show me what's behind door number 8!

Mara: [Standing there,]

Tulip:

Tulip: It's my brand new hooker--

----that's it for now.