[Edited: November 5, 2018]

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[A/N: thanks for all the reads i love you and I'LL DEDICATE THE NEXT CHAPTER TO WHOEVER COMMENTS THE WEIRDEST & FUNNIEST THINGS ON THIS ONE SO, yeah(:hope u guys comment some weird shit, haha]

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"I Don't Know"

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JM: hey tae :)

V: omg jimin hi

JM: lol ok hi? haha

V: you're finally laughing now. that's so cute. >_<

JM: eh, i'm still not cute

V: you've always been cute

JM: nO

V: YEs

JM: whatever

V: i wish i could see u laugh again in person tho :(

V: i missed u so much

JM: i missed me too

V: damn, that was deep.

JM: oh pls don't make any anal jokes after that

V: BUT WHY

JM: because u know...

V: no, i don't

JM: ok but on a serious note, i missed u too ok (: i wish i can get out of here now but we all know that i can't

V: not yet, at least

JM: so how's everything been goin' lately?

. . .

JM: ???

V: oh uh , rverhignn gret

JM: lol what

V: i meant that everything is great. sorry im kinda in the middle of doing something really important though not as important as you but still important

JM: gay ok

V: what???

JM: i mean YAY OK

JM: hOLy shit autocorrect is a bitch

V: wow uhm

JM: sorry

V: no it's okay

V: why would u 'yay ok' tho

JM: cause i'm more important than whatever it is ur doing:)(:

V: gret

JM: is 'GRET' ur thing now

V: yeah, i guess? hahah

JM: gret

V: i see what u did there

JM: no u blind

V: psh

JM: ok but how did u get hobi's #? did kookie tell u

V: nah, jungkook told yoongi and then yoongi gave me it

JM: OH

JM: well, i really want to apologize to yoongi and you for everything i put you guys through. i'm so sorry and thank you for being there for me.

V: u don't have to thank us bb especially... APOLOGIZE. don't apologize at all. none of this is ur fault

V: we're always here 'cause like

V: we love u ok

JM: well, thank u bb

V: dID u jSUt

JM: whut

V: omigod

JM: don't get your horses running, it's a silly bestie talk

V: wow who r u with those speeches

V: and im ur bestie now???

JM: idk but i've been watching a lot of tøp stupid videos lately

V: they don't talk like that.

JM: and you're my second bestie ok

JM: oh they don't?

V: nah, they don't.

JM: but i thought i was finally becoming a huge fan

V: uh, i don't think so

JM: i crie

V: don't cry, craft

JM: oh shit.

JM: how did we end up here?

V: ;)

JM: i cant with u

V: ;) ;) ;)

JM: stop with the creepy winkshit ok i love u fren but no

V: hahahahaha, i really need to thank that hobi guy or whoever he is that's been helping you through everything. i think he's really doing a great job.

JM: for making me curse a lot?

V: no, not that part ):

JM: i know haha. pretty damn well job, i'm surprised too. but not as surprised than me finding out ur a skeletøn too

V: OK I MUST MEET HIM

V: that j-hope guy i mean

V: AND THANK THE FOOKIN' JESUS
OUT OF HIM

JM: he's not jesus...

V: yeah but he must be an angel to make u feel this better

JM: i understand, he's sunshine, but jungkook also helps me.. not just hobi

V: i used to be ur sunshine

JM: well, ok now you're my sun

JM: sOn

V: daddy

. . .

V: jimin u there?

JM: no.

V: pretty sure you there. sorry about the joke lol i still tend to forget that jikook is real now

JM: it's always been <3

V: OK WOW IM MARRYING JHOPE OR WHATEVER

JM: lmao

JM: how bout yoongi?

. . .

V: uh, how bout no? haha

JM: did something happen?

V: no, nothing really.

JM: did u and yoongi fight or something?

V: well, yeah... but then we made up and now everything's good:):)

JM: sounds good

V: yeah

JM: are you sure everything's ok now? nothing ur not telling me bc ur scared of how i'd feel or react?

V: wow no, really. nothing's going on.

JM: ok.

V: why don't we call each other? it's getting tiring typing lol

JM: can't. i'm actually just hiding in my room, not supposed to be on any phone.

V: yeah. i heard

JM: then why'd u still ask? hahah

V: just in case :(

JM: ok so uh, how's jungkook?

V: why don't u ask him? thought u guys talk

JM: yeah, we do but not so often and i notice that he's been weird lately and i'm really worried abt him

V: u shouldn't worry 'bout it, unicorn

JM: why shouldn't i? i'm his boyfriend and i love him

V: yeah, well that's why he shouldn't make u worry. he's your bf

JM: ok ok but tell me if something happens, ok?

V: yoongi and i got this (:

JM: so something's really off? :(

V: OH NO NOT THE SADFACE

V: don't worry, okay?

JM: hmm

V: okay?

JM: okay

V: love u, unicorn

JM: u too, tae