I can't believe I'm doing this. My super-old S Club 8 fanfiction is finally seeing the light of day, and I'm cringing hard.

Okay, so before I post up the super-short, very-much-unfinished fanfiction, I'll be showing you all who is who because apparently I was a lazy piece of shit back then for not making a banner for this story.

So, below this sentence is S Club 8, an actual British teen pop group from the early 2000s:

Got it? Okay, below this sentence is the original cast of UTurn:

And now, for kicks, the early UTurn, aka S Club 5:

Alright then! Everyone ready to read the super cringe-fest of early "The One Series"? Me neither, but let's do this:

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English 8 Meets American 5

Chapter 1

At the Boston airport, there was a plane landing. A lot of the people there were British. There were eight teenagers boarding off that plane. It was S Club 8.

They were told to go to America for a promotion tour. Since its 2:58pm in Eastern Time, school was almost out for Summer Vacation.

S Club 8 went to a school where they supposed to meet a group of ten-year-olds there. When it was 3:10, school was finally out for the summer.

Stacy asked one of the kids there, "Where is the band called, S Club 5?"

"In a classroom getting there backpacks ready."

"Thanks!"

S Club 8 went inside. The whole place looked deserted. They found five kids in an open room. Frankie didn't know if it was the group, so she asked, "Are you S Club 5?"

"Yeah, we are," said a kid who looked liked Calvin.

"Aaaggghhhh!!!" screamed a girl who looked like Hannah.

"What is it?" asked Calvin.

"ARE YOU S CLUB 8," said the girl, "THE BRITISH GROUP?!"

"Uh, yeah."

"I've been wanting to meet you, in PERSON!" She screamed.

"That's cool."

The girl gave Calvin a big hug that squeezed him a little.

"You're squeezing me!" he said.

"I'm sorry. Uh my name is Francine Frensky, which my friends call me Frankie.'

"'Frankie'?"

"That's Stacie Moore, Calvin Reid, Aaron Barnes, and Jay Baxter."

"Uh, that's great," said the 8's Frankie.

"So uh, see you later," said the 8's Calvin, nervously.

"That was strange," said Stacy, who had long blonde hair.

"That was weird," said Stacie.

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Chapter 2

S Club 5 were getting ready to leave. Frankie F. wanted to talk to Calvin G. Calvin R. wanted to talk before they leave.

"So...we finally meet the big S."

"Who's the big S?" asked Stacie.

"S Club 8, that's who."

Meanwhile, S Club 8 looked like they had a shock. They looked straight ahead without talking. Calvin G. wondered if Frankie F. really like him.

"Do you think Francine really like me?" he asked.

"You don't you ask her," said Frankie S.

Calvin G. was about to go into the classroom when Aaron Brns. started talking.

"Are planning to go to the pool party with Krista?" Aaron B. asked.

"Calvin is SO hot!" said Frankie F.

"Frankie, are listenin'?"

"Yes, sorry."

"That was really Calvin?" asked Calvin R.

"Yeah!" Frankie said excitedly.

"Cool!"

"I wanna tell them about ballet," said Aaron Br.

"You know Ron, they might laugh at you," warned Jay Bxtr, who looked liked Aaron Carter.

When Calvin G. heard that, he tried not to laugh. But he did. He started snickering then laughed hysterically. His friends stared at him like if he was crazy.

"What's wrong with you?" asked Jay A.

Calvin G. tried to stop laughing but couldn't. S Club 5 came out of their classroom when they saw Calvin G. laughing so hard.

When Calvin G. saw Aaron Brns., he stopped laughing abruptly. He saw Aaron's fierce look.

"Whatever you do, please don't beat me up!" said Calvin G., nervously. 

LE FIN!

So yeah, that was it. Coming up next will be the S Club 5 (another early UTurn series) series! Banners and cringy storytelling galore!