Dear Duck,

Shame about the pop quiz. You got Mr. Ava? He loves dishing them out. And, yeah, classics are fun. But so is the present. And what's this about me and scenery?

Don't worry about the handwriting. You're always a hard read. Especially since you write in novels. Vending machine is a good idea. No more heavy lifting. My question now: Why a chemistry textbook?

With Inquiry,

Compass.