Okay I know this is for announcements and Newsletters and how much you have to pay a party parrot not to poop on your head....but I am bored and why not post a little something every once and a while to tide you guys over until something happens.

Who knows, if I don't get scolded for this, I might be allowed to update it more. Maybe in a separate book so you guys don't get spammed with....whatever this is. I'm just drafting it for a laugh or two.

The Adventures of the Guilded

Chapter 1

Mya was bored.

She had spent most of the day binge watching Criminal Minds and critiquing every mood the people made in Once Upon a Time (not simultaneously of course). They had just installed a new basketball ....thing in the parking lot behind her house, so she never got a moment's rest.

Suddenly there was a knock on her door. Mya opened the door to find a face that she had only seen once before in a video chat looking down at her carpet. "Hi Mya, here take this," Alli shoved a squawking parrot into the surprised girls arms before stepping into her room and glancing around. "Messy...heh, well it doesn't matter we need to get out of here anyway. Pack a bag and call the sitter, you have twenty minutes. Go."

"What are you doing in my house?" Mya exclaimed, struggling to hold the mad bird in front of her.

"I'll explain later," Alli grabbed a backpack off the floor and started shoving random things inside. Pens. A book. A jacket that was hanging over the desk. She paused over a blue pad on Mya's desk. "Nice stationary...."

"Leave it," the other girl growled.

Alli brought her hands up and dropped the bag on the floor. "Okay okay. Lani and Llyn are waiting outside and Tori is on her way."

Mya shoved the parrot at Alli. "What are you do -- "

"We're gonna crab Celin, and Sarah next then we're off to Scotland to kidnap Rachel." She released the parrot, which squawked loudly before taking off down the Hall. She paused before looking longingly at Mya's fish tank. "The time has come. We need to assemble out task force."

Mya sighed. "First we need to get that parrot out of my house."

A/N

Tadaaaa....should I continue. Yes no? Entertaining?