Pairing: Zuckles x TobyontheTele

"You ever think about how we're the weirdest friends ever?" Mason asked as him and his best friend, Toby, sat at a table for lunch. He heard Toby typing on his phone before an automated woman's voice responded to him.

"What do you mean?"

Mason laughed, "Toby, you fuck, I told you to not use that fucking voice for your phone! Use the other one, god dammit." He heard quiet giggling before he heard the tapping on his phone again, and then a male voice rang in his ears.

"Fuck you, I love that voice. Now answer my question, what do you mean by 'we're the weirdest friends'?"

"Well, you got one blind fuck, me, and one mute bitch, you. Don't you think it's kinda odd how two disabled as fuck people are friends?"

There was a pause, and then Toby started to type on his phone again.
"I see your point, but I think that's what makes us perfect for each other. You're my voice, and I'm your eyes. Yeah, it may be odd for other people, but perfect for us. Does that make sense?"

Mason leaned back in his seat. "Huh. Never thought of it like that."

Quick typing from Toby. "You never think."

"Oh, shut up," Mason laughed. Toby giggled loudly - the most sound you'd ever get from him. Mason grinned widely from just hearing it. "Thank God for text to speech, cause this friendship probably wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for that," Mason said.

A quiet giggle. Typing. "Yeah, probably. And thank goodness I can see, because you probably would have done something stupid enough to kill yourself by this point."

"Hey! I would not!"

"You would too, don't lie to me."

Mason grabbed his walking stick and pointed it in the direction he thought Toby was in. "I'll hit you with this."
He felt it get moved to the right a little, and he sighed. "Dammit, why can't I get that right with you?"

"The automated voice probably fucks you up. I'm like, the only person here who's mute. Which means I'm probably the only person to use text to speech."

"Fuck your phone then."

"I need this to talk to you, Mason."

Mason paused. "Shit."

Toby giggled a little. "Unless you want me to use sign language."

"Toby, I can't see, you fuck."

"Exactly."

"Fuck you."

"You love me and you know it."

"Yeah, right."

"Wow. I'm so hurt right now. I can't believe my best friend would dare do this to me."

Mason began laughing, "That sounds so bad with the fucking monotone robot voice!"

Toby giggled again. "It's not my fault it can't show emotion. Now finish your lunch, I wanna look around the mall sometime today." He tapped Mason's plate so he would know where to go for.

"Alright, alright. Maybe you can pick something that doesn't fucking suck for once."

"I always pick good clothes for you."

"I dunno, Cam said the last thing I was wearing looked pretty gay."

"That's because you were wearing one of my shirts that accidentally got into your closet."

"Ohh. Okay yeah that makes sense."
Toby sighed, but still smiled. His friend was an idiot, but he still loved him.