Tumblr prompt: "Karma's a bitch and so am I."

Pairing: Terrorlirious

Of course it was Jonathan's idea to egg the house of the pretty boy in school. He and said pretty boy, Brian, had this sort of rivalry ever since they laid eyes on each other. But he had had just enough of Brian's shit, especially after Brian had humiliated him in front of the entire grade.

He had gotten his best friend Luke to join him in this endeavor. They had bought a shit ton of eggs from their friend, Ryan, who worked at a convenience store during night shift.

Jonathan's old pick up truck pulled in front of the nice house. He snickered to himself quietly as he grabbed the box of eggs. Luke stayed in the truck, but moved to the drivers seat so they could get the hell out of there.

Jonathan grabbed a tiny pebble from the ground and threw it at Brian's window. He repeated the action until the light in the room came on and Brian opened his window. He yawned and he looked down, stopping when he saw Jonathan. He frowned at Jonathan's smirk.

"What do you want?"

"Would you believe me if I said I was trying to seduce you?"

Brian snorted and rolled his eyes, "Yeah, right. Why are you here?"

"I got a present for you."

Brian lifted an eyebrow, "Oh, really now? What is it?"

Jonathan grinned and grabbed an egg, covering it with his hand. "Open wide, bitch." He threw the egg and hard as he could, and it hit Brian, splattering all over his face. Brian shrieked and wiped it from his face.

"You asshole!" Jonathan cackled and began throwing more eggs. Brian quickly shut his window, but not before a couple of eggs landed in his room and splattering against the walls. Jonathan continued to throw eggs, getting other parts of the house.

When the porch light came on, Jonathan threw the eggs he didn't throw and tossed them to the porch before hopping into the back of his truck. "Drive, fuck Luke, drive!" Luke slammed on the gas pedal, the tires shrieking as they made it out of the neighborhood.

The front door slammed open and they heard distant yelling. Jonathan laughed and flipped them off as they turned onto another road.

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Jonathan cursed at he awoke to a loud crash. He realized that it was the sound of glass breaking, which caused him to get up. He heard it again, and he cursed again, quickly grabbing a jacket and rushing outside.

Someone was bashing his truck. If it was Tyler, he swore he'd kick his ass.

When he got outside, however, he didn't see the giant. Who was there instead caused Jonathan to stop and widen his eyes.

Brian held a baseball bat as he swung, breaking off one of the side mirrors. He caught Jonathan's eye and smirked. "Oh, hey, Jonathan. Did I wake you? I'm sorry sweetie, why don't you go back to bed, hm?" Jonathan couldn't even reply; he was too shocked to. Brian's smirk grew when Jonathan didn't reply. "Well, I think this piece of shit is done for. Just remember one thing, though: Karma's a bitch and so am I." He winked and blew Jonathan a kiss as he walked away, dragging the bat behind him. Jonathan's mouth dropped open slightly.

Luke finally came out, waking up completely when he saw the state of Jonathan's truck. He saw Brian right before he had turned the corner.

"Did he just - oh my god, he did." He looked back over at Jonathan and was surprised when he saw that Jonathan was smiling a little. "Jon? Are you okay?"

Jonathan laughed a little and glanced over at him before looking back to where Brian was.

"I think I'm in love."