Prompt: A is a pizza guy and when B opens the door his big ass dog bounds out and pretty much attacks A (lovingly but violently) and they fall back down the few steps so B invites them in to make them tea and apologise profusely + they bond

Note: This is kind of a long one-shot. I hope you enjoy it though!

Pairing: 40Smii7y

Lucas couldn't believe how long it was taking this guy to get to the door. He just wanted to drop off the pizza so he could go home. It was the last order of the night, and Lucas was spending it at this jackass' door, holding his pizza (which was still warm, and Lucas was thankful for that; he was starting to freeze out here and that pizza was the only thing stopping him from getting hypothermia).

He rang the doorbell again. The guy had to be home, the lights were on still. Unless he was that forgetful (if he was, Lucas felt bad for the guys' electricity bill).

The dog started barking again (the dog had barked so loud when he got there that he nearly dropped the pizza in surprise). He heard a shout that he couldn't identify (either the guy was yelling at him or the dog. Lucas hoped it was for the dog).

When the door opened, Lucas' cheeks became red, and it wasn't because of the cold. The man in front of him was only in sweatpants, and his hair was wet.

"Sorry man, I was in the shower, and I didn't hear you," he apologized. Lucas opened his mouth to say something, but when he did, he heard barking, and suddenly he was falling back into the snow with a large weight on top of him. He still had the pizza in his hand, but now there was a giant Dalmatian on top of him. The Dalmatian licked Lucas' face.

"God dammit Kino, get off of him!" The dog (who lucas now knew as Kino) was pulled off, whining the entire time. Lucas was pulled up off the ground too, meeting face to face with the man. "Are you okay? I'm so sorry, I'm babysitting my friends dumb dog who just so happened to trample the fuck out of you."

Said dog was now at Lucas' feet and was wagging his tail happily.

Lucas was blushing even more because of their close proximity (and the fact that the man was still shirtless). "This is probably your last delivery, right? Let me take you inside and warm you up; it must suck to have to be outside in the cold all the fucking time." Lucas could only nod (albeit a little more eagerly than he would have liked). He was breathless, and not because of the dog (although that was part of the problem).

The man pulled both him and the dog inside. Kino kept running around the two, wanting Lucas' attention. "No, Kino, you can't get any pizza, especially since you knocked over the pizza guy, you dumb nimrod." He lightly smacked Kino, who whined.

The man took the pizza from Lucas' hands and placed it on the counter. "Let me get a shirt on real quick and then we'll talk, okay? Make yourself comfortable my dude." He jogged to his room, and Lucas would have been lying if he said he didn't look at the guys' ass the entire time.

The man came back with a shirt now on (Lucas was slightly disappointed by this). "Sorry about that, heh." He stuck his hand out. "The name's Scotty."

Scotty. Lucas had a name to a face (and an ass) now, that was nice.

He finally took Scotty's hand and shook it. "Lucas."

"Lucas. Sorry 'bout Kino again, he gets too excited. You want something? A drink? Some tea, maybe?"

"Tea would be nice, thanks." Scotty smiled at him, and Lucas' heart began beating faster. He pushed down the blush that threatened to cover his face.

Lucas followed Scotty into the kitchen (it was the only thing he could think of doing). Scotty was making the tea at the stove, but didn't notice Lucas walking in. Lucas swallowed and decided to make small talk. "So uh, how did you know this was my last order?"

Scotty jumped, cursed and looked over at Lucas with wide eyes. Lucas started to panic a little, "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you, I-"

He cut himself off when Scotty started laughing. "Dude, it's okay. Just give me a little warning next time, yeah?" Lucas blushed and just nodded. Dammit, why did his gay ass have to start acting up when he was near someone attractive?

"What was your question again? I didn't hear it, I was too busy nearly shitting my pants because of you." Lucas giggled, "I just asked how you knew that this was my last delivery."

"I used to have the same job as you when I was in college. Usually the last delivery would happen after the sun set." Lucas nodded.

~~

When the tea was done, Scotty poured some into a cup for Lucas. "Here you go!" Lucas took it and smiled at Scotty.

"Thanks."

Scotty smiled back, and.motioned towards the pizza. "You want a piece?"

Lucas' eyes widened at the offer and he shook his head. "No, dude, it's your pizza. I just deliver the damn things."

Scotty laughed, "Dude, you said it yourself, it's my pizza. I can do whatever I want with it, right? So, I'm offering some to you. Come on, it's not like I'm gonna call your boss and tell him you had some pizza or something."

Lucas hesitated, but he was hungry and the smell of the pizza was getting to him, so he evebtually gave in. Scotty grinned at him and handed him a piece of pizza. "Dig in, my dude." Lucas took a bite and smiled at him.

"Thanks. Also, do you always quote memes?"

"Forever and always, baby," Scotty said, winking. Lucas' blush returned to his cheeks in an instant. "Also, do you always get so flustered that easily, or is it because of me?"

Lucas nearly choked on his pizza slice. "Excuse me?"

Scotty just winked at him again. Lucas swallowed. Fuck, he was so screwed.

"I'm gonna take a guess and say it's me."

Lucas scoffed, trying to make it seem like he wasn't actually into Scotty. "In your dreams, loser." Scotty lifted an eyebrow at him. Lucas hoped and prayed Scotty wasn't going to do anything that would break him mentally for a while.

"I'm pretty sure this is real life, sweetheart."

And there goes Lucas' shields. Now he was completely vulnerable to anything Scotty said or did, and that wasn't good at all. God, why did he have to be so gay?

Lucas crossed his arms, huffed, and looked away. Scotty chuckled. "Well, since you look so ready to be not here, might as well take you home."

Wait, what? Scotty was just willing to take him home? What a dick, he thought. "You know what? I think I'm cozy here, thanks." He smirked at Scotty, expecting a look of bewilderment in response. Instead, Scotty had the exact same cocky look on his face as he shrugged.

"Alright, whatever you say." Lucas' smirk dropped. Wait, that wasn't-

He saw the glint in Scotty's eyes. He then realized he had been played (he hated reverse psychology shit, which is why he was even more upset about it). "You little-"

"You played yourself, buddy. Don't blame this on me."

Lucas shut his mouth and blushed. Shit, he was right. He looked away from Scotty, trying to hide his blush that was growing. Scotty chuckled. "Okay seriously though, do you want to stay or nah? Cause if you wanna go home, you should probably leave now."

Lucas looked at the time, and had to take a double take. "Oh, damb, is it that late already? Jeez Scott, I'd love to stay, but I gotta go feed my dog."

Scotty laughed, "Yeah, I understand." Lucas looked around for a second before spotting a pen and an empty sticky note on the fridge. He scribbled something onto the sticky note real quick before he tossed the pen to Scotty. Scotty barely caught it.

"Uh, see ya 'round, Scotty," Lucas said quickly. He gave Scotty a quick kiss on the cheek before he rushed outside. Scotty touched the spot where Lucas had kissed him and smiled.

He remembered the sticky note and went up to the fridge. On the sticky note was a number scrawled on it, with a little picture of a bag with glasses. Scotty took out his phone and texted the number.

Scotty
What's with the little bag with sunglasses?

A couple of minutes later, he got a reply.

Lucas
It's a milkbag with 3D glasses, dummy

Scotty
Milkbag? The hell's a milkbag?

Lucas
It's what they use in Canada. Americans have milk jugs, we have milkbags

Scotty
You're Canadian? Why the move to Florida?

Lucas
Just because I'm Canadian, doesn't mean I like the cold

Scotty
Fair enough. Anyways, when am I gonna see you again?

Lucas
Hmm... How about Friday?

Scotty
I can work with Friday. You already know where I live, so come over whenever ;)

Lucas
Stop being such a weirdo, god

Scotty chuckled to himself and put his phone up.

On Lucas' end, he was blushing at the comment. Fuck, he was already falling hard. At least the guy was falling for him too.

He sighed and shut his phone off. He was smiling widely as he drifted off to sleep.