No, I don't know why I made this

Am I okay?
Yes

And no, I didn't edit anything. Wrote it, posted it.

Lyria: wait I can ask you anything?
Zarah: Yeah.
Lyria: in that case...

How are babies made?

Zarah: . . .W H A T?
Zarah: Of all things you can ask, that's the one you choose?
Lyria: Y E S
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A very, very, long time ago:
Scarlett: hmm I wonder...
*pokes person's shoulder*
HAHA
Now I can touch people's shoulders for no reason whatsoever! And they won't even realize.
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Lyria: Are humans descended from fish?
Amelia:...Lyr, what the cookie?
Lyla: Makes sense *shrugs*
Amelia: Oh my heavens...I am surrounded by idiots.
Lyla and Lyria: Human fish, human fish, human fish
Amelia: Oh just kill me now.
Amelia: No?

Amelia: Okay fine.
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Elektra: *kills someone* Oh my heavens, your blood is all over me, get it off, get it off!
Vixen: This. Is what I have to deal with everyday.
Victim: I pity you
Vixen: Thank you
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Lyria: Hey mom?
Queen: Yes?
Lyria: Were humans once fish?
Queen: *blinks twice* What?
Amelia: *ducks into the room* That's my life on a daily basis