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Odette: I want to kiss you. 

Athos, not paying attention: What? 

Odette: I said if you die, I won't miss you.

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Athos: Why are you always trying to aggravate me? 

Odette: To relax.

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Odette: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? 

Athos: Odette, it's four o'clock in the morning. 

Odette: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Athos: Hey, are you okay? 

Odette: Yeah. 

Athos: You don't look okay... 

Odette: Then stop looking.

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Athos: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff. 

Odette: Oh, that was all real. 

Athos: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?! 

Odette: If I'm gonna be sacrificed, I'm gonna do it right.

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Odette: Don't go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult. 

Athos, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

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Odette: I made tea. 

Athos: I don't want tea. 

Odette: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. 

Athos: Then why did you tell me? 

Odette: It's a conversation starter. 

Athos: It's a horrible conversation starter. 

Odette: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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Odette: *standing on a balcony and sneezes* 

Athos: *standing on the roof* Bless you. 

Odette: God?!

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Odette: Athos! I thought you were dead! 

Athos: No, just in deep cover. 

Odette: ...But it was an open casket. 

Athos: It was very deep.

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Athos: Odette... you've been cuddling with me for over an hour now. 

Odette: *muffled* mm hmmm :) 

Athos: F**k. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

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Odette: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. 

Athos: And you came to me?

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Odette: Athos is playing hard to get. 

Odette: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Odette: It's nice to be wanted, you know? 

Athos: Not by the law!

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Odette: Pardon the intrusion, but- 

Athos: On this moment or just my life in general?

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Athos: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield." 

Odette: Opposite over hypotenuse. 

Odette: Dipsh*t.

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Odette You're drunk. 

Athos:Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Odette.

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Odette: We need a plan to beat them.

  Athos: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food. 

Odette: 

Athos: Judge me all you want, I get results.

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Athos: Are we fighting or flirting? 

Odette: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- 

Athos: Your point?

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Odette: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. 

Athos: Mine just says "Athos no." 

Odette: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Odette: I got an idea! 

Athos: Does it involve breaking the law? 

Odette: By now don't you think that's a given? 

Athos: I was just trying to be optimistic. 

Odette: Don't bother.

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Athos: You're violent. 

Odette: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

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Athos: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight. 

Odette: Actually, Athos, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

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Odette: Athos likes to say 'you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,' but I happen to believe you can be both.

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Odette: I have very high standards, you know. 

Athos: I can make spaghetti... 

Odette: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!

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Athos: Fight me! 

Odette, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

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Odette: If I run and leap at Athos, they will most certainly catch me in their arms. 

Odette, running towards Athos: Coming in! 

Athos: No! I'm holding coffee! 

Athos: *Drops coffee and catches Odette*

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Odette: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. 

Athos: And you came to me?

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Athos: Odette, we tried things your way. 

Odette: No, we didn't. 

Athos: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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